Saturday Night "Club ONT" February 8, 2025 [The 3 D's]

Welcome in one and all to the debut of something! Join us - if you dare - on a foray into a place of such exclusivity that could only happen here at AOSHQ. A collaboration of your Sunday through Wednesday ONT crew - The Disco, The Doggo, and The Dino. This --- is Club ONT!

First Up on the Club ONT Jukebox

Rooting interests for tomorrow night

[Dino says: are residents boarding up windows in Philadelphia preparing for a win or a loss? Guess they're covered either way.]

[Dino also says: We know what you are thinking. We can all agree that the flyover is the best part of the big game (even with a dome). Could the Horde get a preview? Club ONT has you covered. Volume up. Credit to the USMC.]

The Club welcomes both of these kinds of people

Club approved products

Whiskey infused toothpicks? Hell yes!

Whether it's Single Malt or Bourbon there is one thing to know about whiskey. The dominant tasting note for both these spirits comes from the oak barrels they are aged in. If at first glance, our toothpicks taste a lot like wood don't be surprised - that's the oak barrel leading the charge.

[Disco says: No scotch vs bourbon arguing allowed in the Club. Respect diversity!]

Next on the Jukebox - An ongoing mystery

It's been almost 25 years and we still don't know Who Let the Dogs Out.

Whomever it was, the dogs probably had a convincing argument about needing to chase the mailman. Maybe we're just barking up the wrong tree.

I swear I wasn't that drunk

[Doggo says: Must have been all that hoppy beer.]

Drink of the night

We've only seen 3 weeks of the Trump 47 term, but we've seen a YUUUUGE amount of drama ramping up already. In honor of that, the Club presents tonight's special drink.

The Drama Queen
- 2 oz. rum
- 1/2 oz. Peach Schnapps
- Lemon-lime soda
- Orange Juice
- A splash of deep state tears

Fill glass with ice (salt or sugar rim optional).
Pour in rum and Schnapps.
Fill with equal amounts of soda and orange juice.
Stir and serve (garnish optional).
Ideally, share with a moron.

[Disco says: Shouldn't this just be called a Fizzy Navel?]

Notable ONT comments of the past week

We hope you have enjoyed your time at Club ONT. Cheers!

Club ONT is not responsible for any slips, trips, or falls. In fact, Club ONT is not responsible for anything. You are here at your own risk. Act accordingly.

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