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December 30, 2024

Monday Overnight Open Thread - December 30, 2024 [Doof]

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Howdy Hordelings, and welcome to the final Monday night ONT of 2024. Nothing serious on the agenda tonight. Just some stuff to make your Monday a Funday! Thanks for stopping by. Wouldn't be as nice without you!






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Make College Football Bowl Games Fun Again

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The organizers of this past Saturday's Pop-Tarts Bowl did their part.

The second annual Pop-Tarts Bowl was nothing short of a sweet treat.

Amid the nail-biting matchup between Iowa State University and the University of Miami, which ended in a 42-41 victory for the Cyclones, Pop-Tarts caused chaos on the field.

At the 2024 bowl game, fans met three mascots, Hot Fudge Sundae, Wild Berry and Cinnamon Roll, via a stripping - sorry, unwrapping - reveal prior to the start of the game.

"just when you thought the pop tarts bowl couldn't get ANY sexier," one X user wrote about Hot Fudge Sundae's reveal, which involved the mascot ripping his aluminum wrapper open right down the middle.

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Aside from the mascots, the game featured plenty of Pop-Tarts references. Sprinkles were painted along the sidelines and the winning team's trophy featured a working toaster.

Instead of dumping gallons of Gatorade on each other after winning the game, players covered their coaches in tons of mini Pop-Tarts.


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The trophy is a working toaster!


Some video highlights here





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Retail Worker Rant

Having worked many years in retail in the 80s and 90s, your humble host has a personal appreciation for this guy's humor. If you've never worked in retail, it may not hit you the same way.



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Artistic Talent -- But Why??





Looks like something that could have been in the the fantastic music video for the song "Take on Me" back in the 80s!

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(Click for the video)





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Bang!

Guilty as charged!

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Anyone else lay the roll out and run a rock along the whole length to create a machine gun effect? If not, can we even be friends?

Are these things still available?





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DJ Doof – Arena Rock Version









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Tonight’s ONT brought to you by bad subtitles

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Bonus content --
To close out my ONT duties for 2024 -- here are the boys from Toronto performing their iconic numerically-titled, multi-part song in front of their hometown fans in 1997.






Happy New Year, Hordelings!


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