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December 27, 2024
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Welcome to Friday night. I hope all of you Morons who are members of the tribe are having a happy Hanukkah. Chag sameach!
Fido Friday: Hands in
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 27, 2024
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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 27, 2024
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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 27, 2024
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I'm sorry, I thought the worst part was the CHILD RAPE!
Insane talent
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 27, 2024
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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 27, 2024
Neat
Islam
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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 27, 2024
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