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December 14, 2024

Saturday Overnight Open Thread (Guest Host Edition)

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You are welcome Mr. President!


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The Saturday Night Joke - Part I

A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success.

All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need a piece of tail."

The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite." (H/T AZ deplorable moron)


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Previously political news never really hit the Saturday ONT. But tonight is a little different.

The Quote of The Year

“Chicago is in trouble because your mayor sucks and your governor sucks." Incoming Border Czar, Tom Homan


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The Saturday Night Joke - Part II



(H/T Hrothgar)


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Zappa Month Emporium

A long distance dedication to CBD



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Disagree with that Mystery Click? Take it up with someone who cares, please.

And, the reason for the season...........



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Several questions come to mind:
1) Where is your Hefty Bag Burka?
2) Was your brother Halal?
3) Did you know you are tonight's Genius Award Winner?


DECEMBER 12--Incensed that relatives were “praying to Jesus in her house,” a Florida Woman (via Tehran, Iran) who told cops she “prays using the Quran and does not believe in Jesus” allegedly battered one of the visitors, an attack that landed her behind bars.

According to an arrest affidavit, the verbal praying dispute between Sherri Chegini, 58, and her brother, Peter Chegini, a 63-year-old contractor, turned violent yesterday morning.

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