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November 24, 2024
First-World Problems...
Saddle Soap is good stuff, and not just as a garnish!
If any of you Morons clean and polish your own shoes and other leather stuff, it is a wonderful thing, but...the damned stuff always shrinks that way. It starts out fat and happy and filling the tin, but soon it shrinks like a bitter and shriveled witch.
My options are:
1) Burn the house down and buy a new can.
b. Drop the old can into an active volcano and buy a new can.
iii. Make an explosive out of the soap and use it to blow up the house, and then buy a new can.
D. Suck it up and use the old stuff.
Choice D is just silly, but I do need some advice...