Wednesday Overnight Open Thread - November 20 2024 [TRex]

Good evening Garbage Horde. The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety. So it is written, so it shall be done.

Pull your belts tight, secure all valuables, and keep your hands and feet inside at all times. This is the Wednesday night ONT.

Chuck Norris does not read books. He wears them down until get gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood. Just never his own.

Chuck Norris does not breathe. He holds air hostage.

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris was an only child...eventually.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his bedroom. It is not dead. It is just too scared to move.

Chuck Norris once kicked a donkeys chin. Its descendants are called giraffes.

Chuck Norris did not dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.

There are no Chuck Norris jokes. Only Chuck Norris facts.

One of the most famous moments of college football took place on this date (November 20) in 1982:

Poll question informed by personal observations over the past two weeks: How early can Christmas decorations emerge?

1) The minute Halloween ends, full speed ahead. Deck the halls, convert the radio station formats, put up the lights, and dial up the advertising.

2) Give it two weeks to put away Halloween and enjoy fall colors. Then move gently and gradually and start sprinkling glimpses of Christmas. Be careful not to overshadow Thanksgiving.

3) Celebrate Thanksgiving and then release Santa and his elves for Christmas.

4) Never take Christmas decorations down. Problem solved.

5) Bah humbug. Never put up decorations. Problem solved.

I have not been able to figure out whether this is real or not. For ONT purposes, the answer does not matter.

The back seat of an Apache helicopter? Seems like a Chinook would be more comfortable but maybe you work with what is available.

The Horde Might Know Things:

The sign below and accompanying scale models are located in the North Carolina Racing Hall of Fame (near Charlotte). As the sign says, the museum would like help learning more about the two model cars in their collection. Does anyone in the Horde know or know someone who does? Tried on the Hobby Thread without success, so now time for ONT power.

This is not the Hobby Thread. Any resemblance to the Hobby Thread is strictly coincidental. Written correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com. Are you lurking? Come out and play. The red zone has always been for loading and unloading. There is no stopping in a white zone.

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