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Quick HitsHarris to call Trump 'unstable' and 'obsessed with revenge' in Ellipse speech tonight Perfect. Nailed it. The stupidest woman on MSNBC -- and that is saying something -- also makes me sad to look at. I think if you're stupid as a box of square marbles, you should at least be pretty. It's only fair.
During that completely authentic display of his love for Madden football, he said that AOC really knows how to "run a pick 6." For those of you who, like this puffy old queen, don't know what a pick 6 is: It's not a play you can run. An interception is a "pick," and "pick 6" is an interception returned for a touchdown. It's not something you "run," it's something that happens due to offensive error or good defensive anticipation. (I remember Eli Manning threw a lot of pick 6s -- he would dump off to a back in the flank when he was under pressure, and defenses knew he had this tic so they'd anticipate it and jump right in front of the intended receiver when he threw it.) Anyway, Walz wants you to know he's a Real Man's Masculine Man by talking about football in much the same way as my Great Aunt Bertha does. Tim Walz dropped a wide-open pass on NFL Sunday. There are plays you could run with a better than usual chance of resulting in an interception. You could put in the "nickel" package of five defensive backs, or the "dime" package of... six defensive backs. (Pro footballers don't understand how money works.) You could blitz the quarterback in hopes of forcing an errant throw. But you can't "run a pick 6." It's like saying "We're running a fumble."
From John Ralston's early vote blog: Updated, 9:15 PM, 10/28/24
The GOP has taken the lead in in-person early voting in... New Jersey. But note this is just the in-person early vote, not the combined in-person early vote and the mail-in vote. Apparently Dems have a cushion in mail-in votes. Insight Polls @insight__polls GOP jump out into the turnout lead with in person early vote (IPEV), with day #3 netting them +7,380. This will start eating into the mail in ballot (MB) delta if it continues. Don't get too excited. But yes, New Jersey Republicans should certainly vote as if it's a 1% race, because it just might wind up being that. Elon Musk @elonmusk Yeah this is a weird rumor which I'm not ready to buy into because it makes no sense: As John Ekdahl mentions, Kamala's current best swing state, per the polls, is NC, where she's (allegedly) nursing a 0.5% lead. Wisconsin is very close. Why pull out of these two states to defend Virginia? I mean, if Virginia needs defending, then certainly NC and WI do. Like I said, I don't know whether to believe this. Ed Morrissey discusses the rumors here. The story -- or cover story, I don't know -- is that Harris is reducing spending on "traditional" ads by almost $2 million in NC so that she can use that money to target women in particular via outlets women frequent. Like... ads in shopping centers or something. (No, really.) Kamala raised over a billion, outraising Trump 2-to-1, so I don't know why she has to pick and choose where she spends her money. Maybe she's planning an Obama-like purchase of a half hour on network tv? No idea.
I like that Noted Vulgarian and Neo-Confederate Rick Wilson showed off his moral outrage.
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