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October 14, 2024

Monday Overnight Open Thread (12/14/24) Columbus Day Edition

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I believe this sport should be imported to the USA!!!



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He identifies as Karen. who has the "Right of Way". I hope someday Karma......


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Democrats suck at foreign policy? Who knew?


“They fucked up in 2014,” Biden told a friend, according to Woodward. “That’s why we are here. We fucked it up. Barack never took Putin seriously.” (RELATED: Biden Appears To Take Swipe At Obama Over Gay Marriage Policy)

Biden’s referring to Russia’s invasion of Crimea during the Obama administration. Obama was famously lenient on Russia, caught on a hot mic pledging “more flexibility” after his 2012 reelection and mocking Mitt Romney for taking Putin seriously. So it’s not surprising that Putin calculated he could walk right into Crimea and suffer only a slap on the wrist from the U.S. And it’s no wonder that Putin figured he could do it all again in Obama’s unofficial third term.


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You invited Kamala to do invoke your father's name while you are continually suffer from TDS. Meghan, shut your pie hole, you ignorant slut.

Meghan McCain on Friday threatened to share her late father’s honest thoughts about Kamala Harris — a day after the vice president invoked the memory of John McCain at an Arizona campaign rally.

“The View” co-host fumed on X as she claimed that Democrats have “bastardized” her father’s memory for their own political aims.


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There appears to be a theme relating to tonight's Genius Award Winners. ***Can you guess the theme?***


Genius Award Winner Number 1.

Daughter’s startling confession to police who turned up to check on her parents


Genius Award Winner Number 2.

Casting spells, cooked body parts: Daughter accused of dismembering mother’s body

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