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THE MORNING RANT: Democrats & Media, Who Keep Advising There Will Not Be a Winner Announced on Election Night, Oppose Georgia Ballot Integrity Measure Because It Will Delay Election Results
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Black Female Member of Parliament Is Discovered to be an Anti-Minority Racist By Noting that "Not All Cultures Are Equal" and Saying That She Wants the UK to Embrace Western Values, Not the Third-World Values of the Country She Fled
Elon Musk is Trying to Provide Aid to Stricken Areas of North Carolina But Biden's Evil Government Is Blocking Him
Hollywood Hubris: Megaflopolis à Deux
Newsweek Discovers a New Pathology on the Right: Right-Leaning Men Have a "New Obsession," and It's Hot Girls With Nice Bodies and Conventional Good Looks!
MSNBC Producer: Our Programming Is Indistinguishable From the Democrat Party; We Are Doing All We Can to Help Kamala Win; Our Audience Screams At Us If We Criticize Democrats, So Network Forbids Doing So
Joe Biden Calls His Friends in the Mob and Has the Longshoreman Delay -- Not Call Off, Delay -- Their Strike Until After the Election
THE MORNING RANT: Democrats & Media, Who Keep Advising There Will Not Be a Winner Announced on Election Night, Oppose Georgia Ballot Integrity Measure Because It Will Delay Election Results
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Tonight's ONT will be written with accuracy and precision.
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I love community notes
Where aging leftists shop
Knit machine
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Gotcha!
Who wants one?
I think he wanted a son
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Or it's just that she's, you know, Slavic
That part of the world tends to go in for that kinda stuff
Dumb, dumber, dumbest
Progress
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 4, 2024
Wonder weapons
Doodles
Easier than throwing a buck...nevermind
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 4, 2024
What really happened to Eyore
Mom FTW
Cool
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 4, 2024
Infuriating
Infuriating, memed
Time to cause a few crushes
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Recent Entries
Daily Tech News 5 October 2024
O*N*T
The Cafe with No Name
Black Female Member of Parliament Is Discovered to be an Anti-Minority Racist By Noting that "Not All Cultures Are Equal" and Saying That She Wants the UK to Embrace Western Values, Not the Third-World Values of the Country She Fled
Elon Musk is Trying to Provide Aid to Stricken Areas of North Carolina But Biden's Evil Government Is Blocking Him
Hollywood Hubris: Megaflopolis à Deux
Newsweek Discovers a New Pathology on the Right: Right-Leaning Men Have a "New Obsession," and It's Hot Girls With Nice Bodies and Conventional Good Looks!
MSNBC Producer: Our Programming Is Indistinguishable From the Democrat Party; We Are Doing All We Can to Help Kamala Win; Our Audience Screams At Us If We Criticize Democrats, So Network Forbids Doing So
Joe Biden Calls His Friends in the Mob and Has the Longshoreman Delay -- Not Call Off, Delay -- Their Strike Until After the Election
THE MORNING RANT: Democrats & Media, Who Keep Advising There Will Not Be a Winner Announced on Election Night, Oppose Georgia Ballot Integrity Measure Because It Will Delay Election Results
O*N*T
The Cafe with No Name
Black Female Member of Parliament Is Discovered to be an Anti-Minority Racist By Noting that "Not All Cultures Are Equal" and Saying That She Wants the UK to Embrace Western Values, Not the Third-World Values of the Country She Fled
Elon Musk is Trying to Provide Aid to Stricken Areas of North Carolina But Biden's Evil Government Is Blocking Him
Hollywood Hubris: Megaflopolis à Deux
Newsweek Discovers a New Pathology on the Right: Right-Leaning Men Have a "New Obsession," and It's Hot Girls With Nice Bodies and Conventional Good Looks!
MSNBC Producer: Our Programming Is Indistinguishable From the Democrat Party; We Are Doing All We Can to Help Kamala Win; Our Audience Screams At Us If We Criticize Democrats, So Network Forbids Doing So
Joe Biden Calls His Friends in the Mob and Has the Longshoreman Delay -- Not Call Off, Delay -- Their Strike Until After the Election
THE MORNING RANT: Democrats & Media, Who Keep Advising There Will Not Be a Winner Announced on Election Night, Oppose Georgia Ballot Integrity Measure Because It Will Delay Election Results
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