Newsweek Discovers a New Pathology on the Right: Right-Leaning Men Have a "New Obsession," and It's Hot Girls With Nice Bodies and Conventional Good Looks!

Oh my goodness! How long have evil "populist, masculinist men" (those words are really in the "article") had this obsession for sexually-desirable women?

L to R: The Left one, the Right one
Conservative men just discovered they like hot women.
This is a major goal of Drumpf's right-wing extremist Project 2025.

Did this start with that son-of-bitch Trump?

Or was it the fault of Ronny Raygun?

Could it be this New Obsession in fact goes back several million years -- rooted in the most primitive Patriarchy of the pre-Stone-Age?!

No matter when this Completely-New Obsession started, it's an exciting new opportunity to probematize, pathologize, and demonize normal sexually-healthy men for being normal sexually-healthy men.

How Hot Girls Became the Right's New Obsession

The left thinks that the right's sexual preferences are political constructs for the reason that the left's (stated) sexual preferences are all political constructs.

More projection than the Ziegfield Theater. (Where I saw The Phantom Menace. It wasn't great.)

It all began with Sydney Sweeney's cleavage.

Most important movements do begin there.

In March, the 27-year-old actress hosted Saturday Night Live for the first time, wearing low-cut outfits during the start and close of the show, which featured a number of jokes about her physical appearance, including a sketch where she played a Hooters waitress.

SNL cast member Bowen Yang revealed in a recent episode of the Fly on the Wall podcast that the Euphoria star "was practically begging everybody" to make body-related jokes.

"She came in and was like, 'Please, everyone, make jokes about my boobs,'" he said.

At the time, Sweeney's appearance sparked much discourse and was lauded by a number of right-wing commentators as "the death of woke" (more on that later).

The actress had become a so-called conservative hot girl--a pin-up for the modern day right-wing movement as it attempts to expand the appeal of conservatism beyond the confines of its largely older, white, male base.

She's not a "so-called conservative hot girl." She's a hot girl, period. Yeah you can quibble that she's not the most strikingly beautiful in her face, but she's cute in the face, and her body is unimpeachable.

Sweeney and other conservative hot girls don't necessarily have any tangible involvement with politics (though some have strong political affiliations), but they have been claimed by right-wing public figures as their own, whether they appear to like it or not.

No one on the right "claimed" Sydney Sweeney, though we did show sympathy for her when nasty mutant leftists attacked her for posting video of a family birthday party in which one (1) family member wore a hat that said "Make Sixty Great Again" in the style of a Make American Great Again hat.

That, to the ravening mob of sexually-demented shut-ins, was too close to a Trump hat to be permitted. She had to be #Cancelled.

We didn't "claim" here. We merely defended her against your brutish lunacies.

The conservative hot girl "isn't a particularly new phenomenon," Victoria Cann...

You don't say. You don't f&&&in' say.

... an associate professor at the University of East Anglia in the U.K., told Newsweek.

Professor of what? Biochemistry? Astrophysics? Medieval history?

Guess That Major. A new media game for us to play.

"Women have been positioned through the lens of the masculinist imagery in conservative, populist politics for a very long time."

She means that straight, normal, sexually-healthy men view women through straight, normal, sexually-healthy male eyes, and that's a problem. We must view women through the Male Gays' Gaze.

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Amy Tatum of Bournemouth University told Newsweek that "this focus on 'hot girls' is a way for the right in the U.S. to fight back against perceptions of 'wokeness,' holding up women in a sexualized fashion could be a tactic to reinforce gender stereotypes around women's appearances."

LOL. Again, Guess That Major. I'm going to guess "Not Higher-Dimensional Topography."

Following Sweeney's appearance on SNL, right-wing political commentator Richard Hanania shared a clip of the actress on the show in a low-cut dress, with the caption: "Wokeness is dead." An opinion piece in Canada's National Post asked, "Are Sydney Sweeney's breasts double-D harbingers of the death of woke?"

The author of that piece, Amy Hamm, wrote that Sweeney knows she's admired and owns "her sex appeal with zero apologies," arguing that "today's diversity, equity, and inclusion" advocates have discouraged admiration of beauty due to its exclusivity, implying that exclusion equates to hate.

"We aren't supposed to admire Sweeney's beauty; but we've done it anyways," she added.

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In early August, Sweeney posted a series of photos to Instagram, with the caption "I think they call this a thirst trap." The sports commentator Joe Kinsey later shared the images on X with the caption: "It's a bad week to be a militant blue-haired lesbian," in a thread of messages that also included posts about university sororities.

Why Sweeney? She's conventionally attractive and popular, and although the actress has never publicly discussed her political leanings, an event for her mother's 60th birthday in 2022 caused a whirlwind of speculation.

Pictures from the party circulated online of guests wearing hats that said, "Make Sixty Great Again," in the style of Trump's, "Make America Great Again."

Sweeney responded at the time telling people to "stop making assumptions," and wrote on X that, "An innocent celebration for my mom's milestone 60th birthday has turned into an absurd political statement, which was not the intention."

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Sweeney isn't the only young woman getting the conservative hot girl treatment. Haliey Welch, better known as the 'Hawk Tuah' girl, shot to fame in June after she appeared in a TikTok interview in which she offered sex advice.

When asked by the interviewer: "What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?" Welch replied: "You gotta give 'em that 'hawk tuah' and spit on that thing."

"Hawk tuah" is the sound someone makes while spitting.

Conservatives did not "claim" her. We were half-amused, half-scandalized by her oblivious vulgarity.

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Her "Hawk Tuah" catchphrase has been adopted by conservatives and put on merch that is a similar style to former President Donald Trump's, and is often emblazoned over an American flag. Merch of this style, with the catchphrase "Hawk Tuah '24," printed in red and white on a blue or black backdrop, is also sold by Welch's official merchandise store.

This is a joke. As they say, the left not only can't meme, they can't even identify memes.

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Victoria Cann of the University of East Anglia said, "Sydney Sweeney and Haliey Welch have actively distanced themselves from those right-wing politics, but [have] nevertheless become entangled within them because of what they represent, not what they actually think."

There are women in the conservative hot girl bracket who actively engage in right-wing politics. That list includes Republican National Committee national spokeswoman Elizabeth Pipko and Republican congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna. Right-wing and right-leaning media outlets, rather than commentators online, seem to have been behind these women's conservative hot girl labels.

Genetics and the grace of God are behind Anna Paulina Luna's "hot girl label."

For crying out loud -- these pathetic insecure women are trying to pretend that objective physical beauty is nothing, Nothing!, more than a socially-constructed lie created by The Patriarchy and enforced by MAGA, Inc.

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Luna made headlines back in August after a nearly decade-old video of her wearing a 'MAGA' swimsuit resurfaced. The Daily Mail described her as a "MAGA Bombshell." In response to the video, the Florida lawmaker said on X, "I'm confirming that I have indeed worn swimsuits, and you can tell I am biologically a woman."

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"There is something titillating about seeing a beautiful young woman spouting right-wing slogans," Catherine Rottenberg of Goldsmiths, University of London told Newsweek, and described this as "saying 'F-you' to feminists and other progressives."

Guess That Major. Economics, perhaps? Soft-body robotic engineering, maybe?

She added that it's "an attempt to show that they are fighting wokeness."

Well, it's also an assertion that we will not Suck the Female Penis, so I guess there is a small political component to asserting we are heterosexual and Proud.

You like Pride, don't you? Are heterosexuals the only people in the world who shouldn't be Proud of what the find sexy?

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Pipko responded, "I don't consider myself someone who spouts anything but pro-American slogans and I'm very proud of that." She described this criticism as being made by people who are "confused or so blinded by their hatred for those who hold differing political views that they forgot what being a feminist actually means."

"Some people are considered conventionally beautiful. But when you have a pattern (where hot girls are the faces of the movement) -- and when they are using tropes (bikini shots) as a way of sending a particular kind of message -- then that feels extremely regressive," Rottenberg said. She added, "I am all for having lots of smart, articulate, and good-looking women as spokespeople for movements -- but we need a wide range of faces, ages, and body shapes."

We have a "wide range of faces, ages, and body shapes" -- except for the conventionally-attractive faces and body shapes, which are forbidden because The Male Gaze is Evil and Must Be Thwarted.

Conservative hot girls have one thing in common, besides implied or explicit political values, according to Erin Cassese of the University of Delaware.

"[These] aren't just 'hot women,' they're white women," she told Newsweek. "It's a narrow and conventional definition of sex appeal, or 'hotness.' It runs counter to cultural change reflecting an expansion of beauty standards to be more inclusive in terms of body size, race, and ethnicity, for example."

Um, no, men appreciate hot girls of all races or creeds.

Again, she's claiming that people must consciously alter their actual sexual preferences to comport themselves with the DEI agenda.

I see an awful lot of dowdy white lesbians with a lot of other dowdy white lesbians. Maybe it's time for the white lesbians to change their sexual preferences to be more "inclusive."

#DoBetter, dowdy white lesbians. #DoBetter.

The focus on the conservative hot girl comes at a time when the political gender divide in America is wider than ever.

That could just be that mouthy AWFLs never leave perfectly normal guys in peace but are constantly hectoring them and bitching at them and writing articles about Yes, All Men Are Terrible and Need to be Changed.

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Goldsmiths' Catherine Rottenberg said, "Like advertisements that sell objects by objectifying women and their bodies, this seems to be a similar strategy. Attractive women are good for business."

This is another New Trend -- that Hot Women get more looks than other people, and that it helps your message, be it commercial, artistic (movies, fashion, photography) or even political to have attractive people involved with it.

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Cassese said that the conservative hot girl is, "A way of appealing to other men on the basis of the male gaze."

It's just... so perfect.

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Does the conservative hot girl's rise symbolize a more liberal thinking about sexuality, or is it the installation of women as objects for political gain? "Definitely the latter," Rottenberg said. "There is no liberal thinking about sexuality here."

"Patriarchy and populism go hand in hand," Hannah Yelin of Oxford Brookes University in England told Newsweek. "Policing women, their appearance and their bodies is an integral mechanism of the American right."

Cann said that the women involved in this movement who "actually readily align themselves with right-wing populism oftentimes represent a profound interest in traditional gender norms and an explicit rejection of feminist politics."

Really? You don't say? Conservative women tend to be virtuous, mentally-healthy traditionalists who aren't filled with uncontained hatred for half the human population and reject feminism, aka Marxism for Gurlz?

Is this also a Hot New Trend?

Cassese pointed to the fact that the reification of the hot girl is "coinciding with the erosion of women's reproductive rights" and that this, "points to a regressive tendency to prioritize men's sexual gratification over women's agency."

The University of Delaware academic added, "The 'hot girl' is the opposite of the 'childless cat lady' being invoked by leaders like JD Vance. These two competing images of womanhood arising in conservative rhetoric are two sides of the same coin, and they say a lot about what conservatives value about women."

Indeed. We prize our traditionalist, kindly, sensible and sometimes hot women over your bedraggled bag-ladies and Brooklyn broke-brained spinsters.

Meanwhile, women are also rejecting the left's demands to re-orient their sexual preferences according to political ideology:

Margot Cleveland @ProfMJCleveland

It's amazing to me that political pundits are only now learning that women actually prefer men in steel-toed boots to the those supposedly redefining masculinity.

And not just women.

As a group, gay people may overwhelmingly hate Donald Trump. But they couldn't help but fall in love with JD Vance on the debate stage Tuesday night.

In the words of Gay America, he came out looking snatched.

First they took the word "gay" from us, and now they're appropriating "snatch"?

Now, these poll numbers might be made up, but they're making fun of a very real phenomenon: Gay Twitter absolutely lost their minds for Vance last night. Some said he'd make a "hot AF VP" while others said he's "[g]iving the gays everything we want." Some speculated the "pink tie" was sending a signal, wink wink. What that signal is, I can't share here -- but the consensus was overwhelmingly suggestive. As noted conservative activist (and gay man) Andy Ngo noted, "I was not expecting gay X responses to the VP debate to be so XXX."

I never knew what "snatched" meant when it was said to me. Now I do.

Thank you for the compliments, garrett.

I've wanted to link the below video for a while. This is the perfect opportunity to do it.

Shoe0nHead, herself a conventionally attractive, maybe Hot, girl, did this video about the leftist harridans' unquenchable thirst to demonize not just normal guys, but every single minor pleasure and trivial preference of normal guys. She calls this "the War on Normal Guys," taking part of the title from one normal guy gamer's lament that everything he likes or prefers is problematic.

I think the quote comes from a normal guy being exasperated at the endless bitching that he's "toxic" because he likes the women in video games to look like, well, actual women, and not transgender "women."

"We're just normal guys," he sighed.

Brett Cooper looks at what men are now demanded to find attractive, or pretend they find attractive:

"Acceptance" was never the goal.

"Conversion" is the goal. It has always been the goal. It will always be the goal.

By the way: Democrats tried to organize a "Hotties for Harris" event.

No hotties showed up.

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