Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (10/2/24)

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“I got one of those bills from the IRS saying, you owe this much on this year, you owe this much on this year because of failure to pay on time — here’s the interest that’s accrued,” a former hostage who is a Washington Post reporter, Jason Rezaian, told NPR. Mr. Rezaian faced more than $6,000 in fees for unpaid taxes following his release after 544 days of detention in Iran. “This is an oversight that nobody really thought about.” Washington Post reporter, Jason Rezaian

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"It sucks that after the reduction I now don't have breasts to fill up bras", Esmerelda, 21,

I want you Morons to know, it is your fault that this adolescent grown man is homeless. OK, it's 15 minutes long that you will never get back. And your BP may spike into stroke range. You have been warned.

Sounds like a normal big muckity muck Democrat marriage. Or "Nothing to see here, move along. Orange Man said 'Pussy'."

'CRITICAL WORK' Kamala Harris boasted about locking up domestic abusers weeks before husband Doug Emhoff’s ‘attack on ex’ was exposed
Emhoff previously spoke out about an affair with his daughter's nanny during his first marriage

It's that time of year again. No not the run up to the election. Pumpkin crap galore.

Does anyone have the address for Hezbollah? The ONT has a cake for it.

Genius Award Winner! Once again, The ONT Is Always Looking Out For You^TM

HORROR TRIP Man amputates his OWN penis and stores it in a jar – as doctors issue harrowing drug warning
The man smuggled magic mushrooms into the hospital, stashing them on his bedside table

I thought about saving this for the Saturday ONT. But, I thought it was too good to wait. (No. I'm not using this as filler material.)

A longer read but very interesting about American men and a lost generation?

I don’t have the precise reference, but I am confident that someone somewhere told us that women’s advancement would not be at the expense of men. A rising tide lifts all boats, they say.

Feminists might not have wanted to use the phrase, because it makes them sound stupid, but they have promised women that they could have it all.

These folks won't be feeling well soon. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Eco Loons Who Threw Soup On Van Gogh Painting Sent To Prison,

Two attention seeking Just Stop Oil loons have been sentenced to two years and twenty months in prison respectively after they threw soup at the priceless Sunflowers painting by Van Gogh.

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posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:55 PM

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