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September 30, 2024

Monday Overnight Open Thread (9/30/24)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“We worked with a good quality sample that allowed us to generate a Y-chromosome profile, and we were lucky enough to obtain a match,” Stephen
Fratpietro of Lakehead’s Paleo-DNA lab


Quote II

“This hotline is nothing more than a page out of the Stasi playbook—encouraging children to spy on their own families,” Michigan state Rep. Angela Rigas



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OK I get it. I'm a fisherman. I know the truth can be stretched at times. But this c**k*u**er is a pathological liar besides being a power hungry wannabe dictator. Tampon Timmy is now the fabulist falsifier

Tim Walz Said He Was in Hong Kong During the Tiananmen Square Massacre. He Was Home in Nebraska.
Walz’s claims in 2014 congressional hearing are a tall tale, video and local news reports show

What are the odds that any "moderator" will call out this lying scum sucking worm? Yeah, I know, slim and none.


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The North Carolina flooding is just heart wrenching to watch on video or still photos. If you NC Morons can reach out to Ace or any of the Cobs to let us know your status we would pass along.

Unfortunately, I have been unable to reach Mr. Mike Hammer.

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A late Schadenboner is better than on Schadenboner at all. Harris was the whore who broke the cameltoe's back. But putting up with TFG & Big Mike on the Netflix staff is no big deal. Like I said, better late than never.

Netflix Subscription Cancellations Surge after Co-Founder Endorses Kamala Harris


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Do you think Senator Mitch McConnell still gets a hard on when fvcking over the base?

Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) invited a never-Trumper to Senate Republicans’ private weekly lunch on September 17 to argue that Republicans should prioritize defense spending above election integrity.

McConnell’s pitch undermined the House Republican plan to pass a six-month continuing resolution (CR) attached to the SAVE Act – a bill by Rep. Chip Roy (R-TX) to eliminate non-citizen voting favored by Donald Trump.

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I can't speak for you Morons. But I enjoy looking at the photos of my relatives. If this bint doesn't like it, pound sand Karen.

Interior designer says that having family photo 'shrines' in the house is poor taste
Is decorating with family photos tacky?


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Paul Joseph Watson looks at and comments on Diversity in the UK.

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Incoming Cold Front Eporium


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A request from a commenter Fenderbender to repost the following from the September 23, 2024 ONT.

Pass this along to someone on the fence about voting for president in November.

A RACOON PROBLEM CAN EXPLAIN TRUMP'S ATTRACTION
Like many citizens, I've wondered and tried hard to understand why Trump has such a remarkably large and loyal following. It's obvious why he probably should not! I, personally, do not like Trump or his persona. I wish he would just "go away" and spare us the embarrassment of having him show up on TV.

However; it doesn't look like he's about to leave the scene..... I still struggle to understand....

Then a friend sent me this raccoon story. It makes no difference about your political leanings, this is just a good explanation of WHY... (or it's as good as any I can come up with).

Do you really want to know how the majority of American citizens feel? This applies to both Democrats and Republicans; read below, it says it all.

You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement. And they have learned to get to the top floor of your once beautiful, middle class home. You want no them gone immediately. You call the city, 4 different exterminators, but nobody can handle the job.

But there is this one guy that specializes in racoon eradication and he guarantees you to get rid of them. So you hire him. You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he voted for Obama, you don't care if he has a plumber's crack, you don't even care if he's a misogynist. you simply want those raccoons gone! You want your problem fixed! He's the guy. He's the best to solve the problem. Period.

Here's a corollary story for why Trump has such a large following of patriotic American citizens. Yes he's a bit of an ass (maybe a total ass). Yes, he's an egomaniac, an adulterer, a loud-mouth and abusive but we don't care because he makes sense with "Make America Great Again". The country is a mess because politicians totally suck and produce only self-serving rules. The Republicans and Democrats can be two-faced & gutless, and illegals are everywhere. Washington DC is infested with self-serving pests. We want it all fixed!

We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he once was friendly with Hillary, we don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslim terrorist. Also, we don't care if the guy has bad hair. This country is weak in resolve and bankrupt. Our enemies are making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals (probably even terrorists), we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in; "AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED"!!!

And Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want. We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, sick of the Republican Party, sick of identity politics with self-identified special groups, sick of trying to guess the preferred pronoun and sick of illegals. We just want this thing fixed!!!!

Trump may not be a saint (he's definitely NOT), but he doesn't have lobbyist money holding him and he doesn't have political correctness restraining him. All you know is that he has been very successful, is a good negotiator, and he has built a lot of things. He's also not a politician.......he's not a cowardly politician......

And he says he'll fix it. And, we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong or looked at and called a liar.

We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW!!!!

The raccoons have got to go!!!!

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You don't have to watch tomorrow's VP Debate between JD Vance vs Tampon Timmy & ABC personnel. You can celebrate the 100th birthday of about the 5th worst president of all times.

It turns out that Carter, who hits 100 on Tuesday, still had a lot more to offer. A year after the book’s release, he would receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom. He became a Pulitzer Prize finalist, picked up three Grammy Awards and, in 2002, claimed the Nobel Peace Prize. A Navy submarine and a fish species — the bluegrass darter, with the scientific name “Etheostoma jimmycarter” — have been named in his honor.

And now the 39th president, who was in office from 1977 to 1981, is set to be the first former commander in chief to reach the century mark.

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Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

NOWHERE TO HIDE Israel assassinates 3 MORE terror leaders with Beirut drone blitz after Hamas’s chief in Lebanon & Hezbollah boss killed

Hezbollah chiefs have meanwhile warned they are 'ready' for war as Israel appears to gear up for a ground invasion

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Don't you worry one bit The Fabulous. I enjoy slow dancing. Genius Award Winners

TEETH SMASH Watch moment woman, 27, tries Dirty Dancing lift with boyfriend – and is left missing her front teeth after bloody smash

Watch the horror moment above as Flo tumbled during the iconic dance move


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It is a shame the people who directly caused this woman's harm didn't have to pay personally. Another, Feel Good Story of The Day.

Pro-police coffee shop awarded $4M after being pushed out from Boise State University on-campus location
Expressing her support online for law enforcement caused a 'firestorm on campus,' said Fendley


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