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September 13, 2024

Before Nightfall A Corpse Was All That Was Left Of The ONT

Hello Horde! Boy, I'm glad I remembered to do the ONT earlier. Rehearsals start tonight for a play I'm appearing in in December. It's nothing you've every heard of, it was written by someone local and we're putting it on as a charity event for a local church. My character is “Texas oil man”, but I can't get Gingy (who is doing the costumes) to dress me as Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome, which is just a huge letdown. Anyhow, on with the memes!

Diversity eats.jfif


World's shortest rodeo


Tonight's question

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I think I would steal a van and crash the barriers of the underground parking garage after calling in a bomb threat. That would pretty much force them to evacuate, wouldn't it?

Travel used to be harder

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How to open a lock


Feline Friday: Avenge me!

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Protip: Don't camouflage as food items

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Hat's off to whoever edited this one


I'm in this photo and I don't like it

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Strangely enough, my reply would both start and end with the letter F

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Sploosh!

Men love dropping rocks from high places. Bonus points if it's into water. I dunno why, but we do.

Every time

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Don't drive your project car to work

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Guy probably regrets jumping an off duty cop


Ron Paul

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”Stealth”

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Sartorial minute


An informed citizenry is at the heart of a dynamic democracy

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How do you make an X?

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I'm a 7. (a 9 if she's drunk enough)

Moron horde fashion accessories


Evil mind

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Fudd

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