Before Nightfall A Corpse Was All That Was Left Of The ONT

Hello Horde! Boy, I'm glad I remembered to do the ONT earlier. Rehearsals start tonight for a play I'm appearing in in December. It's nothing you've every heard of, it was written by someone local and we're putting it on as a charity event for a local church. My character is “Texas oil man”, but I can't get Gingy (who is doing the costumes) to dress me as Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome, which is just a huge letdown. Anyhow, on with the memes!

World's shortest rodeo

Tonight's question

I think I would steal a van and crash the barriers of the underground parking garage after calling in a bomb threat. That would pretty much force them to evacuate, wouldn't it?

Travel used to be harder

How to open a lock

Feline Friday: Avenge me!

Protip: Don't camouflage as food items

Hat's off to whoever edited this one

I'm in this photo and I don't like it

Strangely enough, my reply would both start and end with the letter F

Sploosh!

Men love dropping rocks from high places. Bonus points if it's into water. I dunno why, but we do.

Every time

Don't drive your project car to work

Guy probably regrets jumping an off duty cop

Ron Paul

”Stealth”

Sartorial minute

An informed citizenry is at the heart of a dynamic democracy

How do you make an X?

I'm a 7. (a 9 if she's drunk enough)

Moron horde fashion accessories

Evil mind

Fudd

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posted by WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

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