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September 09, 2024

Monday Overnight Open Thread (9/9/24) Off Grid Bunker 3rd Edition

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RIP James Earl Jones.


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If science was settled. Then we wouldn't have Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

SURGEONS have performed the world's first successful whole eye transplant on an army veteran.

Aaron James, now 47, from Arkansas in the US, lost his left eye and most of his face after an electrical cable touched the left side three years ago.


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You call it an "Unfortunate accident". The ONT declares a Posthumous Genius Award Winner.

A MAN has been gored to death during a bull-running festival in Spain as animal campaigners issue fresh calls for a ban.

His death, described by the local council as "an unfortunate accident", is the second to hit the El Casar region in just weeks.


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I might not be a gynecologist. But I know a cvnt when I see one.

Pelosi Claims Trump Will Chicken Out of Debate with Harris: ‘I Know Cowardice When I See It’

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