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Quick HitsFani Willis was caught on a cop's bodycam trying to argue her daughter out of a ticket, and surprise surprise! Who was with her? None but Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, the guy she claimed totally wasn't banging her any more during the hearing to determine if she should be removed from the Trump case.
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Oh, tabasco! From your handbag? Oh chile, you crazy! You so crazy that you're using a different ethnic accent at every campaign event. "Can I get a witness." God give me strength.
Joe Scarborough, last seen swearing that "this is the sharpest, most cogent version of Joe Biden ever," now vows that Red Diaper Baby (meaning, the child of communists) Kamala Harris is super-pro-capitalism.
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