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Gun Thread: First September and Texas MoMe Edition!Howdy, Y'all! Welcome to the wondrously fabulous Gun Thread! As always, I want to thank all of our regulars for being here week in and week out, and also offer a bigly Gun Thread welcome to any newcomers who may be joining us tonight. Howdy and thank you for stopping by! I hope you find our wacky conversation on the subject of guns 'n shooting both enjoyable and informative. You are always welcome to lurk in the shadows of shame, but I'd like to invite you to jump into the conversation, say howdy, and tell us what kind of shooting you like to do! Some of you may recall I mentioned twisting my ankle last week while rescuing blind and crippled orphans from a burning school bus stuck on railroad tracks near the farm. It's nothing really; I saw my ankle guy this week and the prognosis is good. Although ice and keeping it elevated seemed to be doing the trick and for no other reason than to set a good example for others, I am also wearing an orthopedic boot of shame, weakness, humiliation and Range Babe repellent to facilitate resting the joint. Thank you for the outpouring of concern and good wishes! Now if you will excuse me I really do need to go put my foot up because it hurts like a mo-fo. With that, step into the dojo and let's get to the gun stuff below, shall we? FUNdamentals Q: Weasel, it's the most wonderful time of the year; the Texas MoMe Season, can't we take a break form your stupid fundamentals? So yeah, fundamentals and the WeaselDoctrine. It's really nothing more than doing the right things over and over and over and over until they become second nature. Having problems controlling your flinch reflex? Then focus on controlling your flinch reflex. Is your grip affecting your accuracy? Then focus on consistency with the proper grip mechanics. This really isn't that difficult, you just need to develop good habits in practice and training and apply these good habits in a logical, methodical and consistent manner. OK, I see you need an example of what effective results look like. Allow me to introduce you to Jonny Kim. Becoming a Navy SEAL is a major accomplishment. Going on to become a Harvard trained M.D., Naval Flight Surgeon and Naval Aviator is frankly impressive. Becoming a NASA Astronaut on top of all of that before age 37 is, well, just showing off. Here is an introduction to this hombre by Ted Cruz. Here's a little more detail of the man and his background. Do you think this guy achieved any of this by not focusing? Do you think he just kind of bumbled along without a plan? I'm willing to bet you a nickel he worked his ass off. Viewed through lens of this guy's accomplishments, focusing at the range and improving your shooting skills doesn't seem to be quite such a difficult challenge, now does it? It just takes focus and practice. Texas MoMe Madness! I'd like to bring to everyone's attention the upcoming MoMe in Texas on October 18-19. If you're in either the northern or southern hemisphere of the planet of the earth, you need to contact Ben Had for details. The dates and email links for MoMes are always helpfully included on the main page, left sidebar, so you really have no excuse! There is an entire shooting program for both handguns and rifles over two days, world class food and drink, and the even world classier company of your fellow Morons! More on the Friday/Saturday schedule to come, so stay tuned. Seriously, people. I have said this probably a bazillion times now. These gatherings are a really good time, and I know of no one who regrets having attended one. No kidding. Would your ol' pal Weasel lie to you? MoMe veterans will attest to the funness. Don't be a dork, do yourself a favor and get your ass to Texas! If you're a TXMoMe veteran, please encourage the scairdy-cats to join in the fun! TXMoMe Shooting Festivities This seems like a good time to talk a little bit about the upcoming shooting program at the TXMoMe, or the Conservative's Burning Man, as it's popularly known. What started years ago as an informal plinking session lasting a couple of hours has matured into a full program of shooting activities over two days. I have to thank Ben Had, Cow Horse Queen and RancherBob for allowing the shooting to comprise such a significant portion of the TXMoMe. From a safety and organizational perspective, I think the shooting programs last year were the best so far, and we intend to generally run the programs the same way this year. We haven't lost anyone yet and I'd really like to keep it that way. For a while I have been conducting a Rifle Clinic on Friday morning followed by range time Friday afternoon and then again well into Saturday. We have also been steadily refining the handgun portion of the program to now include an IDPA-esque move-and-shoot pistol course designed and run by Nurse R & WBG (WeaselBuddyGeoff). There is also the usual static pistol range for those who prefer that style of shooting and a separate setup for gun-curious beginners desiring one-on-one supervision and instruction. Lastly and by popular demand, we're hoping to add a gun cleaning and maintenance clinic both days which will run concurrently with the live-fire programs. I include this thing about gun cleaning each year and it never happens, but there is always hope. If one (or two) of you out there would like to be a huge help and take on the cleaning instructor's role, please let me know. We need someone who is safety oriented and comfortable field stripping and cleaning a variety of platforms. Anyhoo, here's a very rough outline of the schedule of events. Times are tentative and subject to modification/change. I'll move this down to a TXMoMe section below in the coming weeks and update there as necessary. Rifle Program 8am - 10am: Rifle Clinic (carport) 10am - 11am: Combined Range and Safety Briefing - Mandatory for Friday Arrivals! (carport) 11:30am - 1pm: Rifle Clinic, Intro to Wind Estimation (rifle range) 1pm - 4pm: Live fire (rifle range - targets to 1,000 yds) Handgun Program Rifle Program 9am - 10am: Combined Range and Safety Briefing - Mandatory for Saturday arrivals! (carport) 9am - 1pm: Live fire (rifle range) Handgun Program Again, these times are approximate and programs may change as weather conditions and participation warrant. You will note there are combined rifle and handgun range safety briefings both days and attendance at one is mandatory. We take your safety seriously and ask everyone who plans to shoot to please also plan on attending this important briefing. All shooters are asked to check in with an RSO (sporting an Orange Cap of Dorkiness for easy identification) upon your arrival at either of the ranges who will answer questions and direct you to an open firing position. The RSOs wield unspeakable power so it is in your best interest to be nice to them. If you are a novice shooter, or even have never been to the range before and think guns are icky, you are welcome to shoot! Just see an RSO and they will set you up with an experienced shooter to help you. If you miss the mandatory range safety briefing which is mandatory and must be attended, all is not lost. See an RSO to plead your case, be harangued and chastised, and then spend some punishment time on the Disciplinary Range of Shame. In the interests of time and to save yourself the humiliation, please make it to the scheduled range briefings. Thanks. Finally, please plan on stopping somewhere along your way to Texas and picking up some ammunition if you plan to shoot and aren't bringing your own weapons. Everyone is very generous with sharing, but please don't rely on the generosity of others to provide everything for you. You can really help out by grabbing a box of 9mm or 5.56mm or whatever you want to shoot. Call for Volunteers RSOs from prior years: Expect an email from me soon. If you are attending the TXMoMe this year, and all the cool kids are, please keep an eye on this section for important information and updates in the coming weeks! I also want to reiterate the TXMoMe is not a gun thing with some socializing attached, but rather is a social thing with some shooting attached. If you aren't a shooter, I guarantee you will not feel out of place and will have a great time. No fooling! Are all y'all getting excited? Weasel are!! The FBI 10mm Story Sgt. York Sgt York at the range with the '03 Springfield! Best of Yosemite Sam Ammo Link-O-Rama Please note the new and improved protonmail account gunthread at protonmail dot com. An informal Gun Thread archive can be found HERE. Future expansion plans are in the works for the site Weasel Gun Thread. If you have a question you would like to ask Gun Thread Staff offline, just send us a note and we'll do our best to answer. If you care to share the story of your favorite firearm, send a picture with your nic and tell us what you sadly lost in the tragic canoe accident. If you would like to remain completely anonymous, just say so. Lurkers are always welcome! That's it for this week - have you been to the range? | Recent Comments
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