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August 27, 2024

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (8/27/24)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

"A full recovery is expected," Jenn Juzmuk spokesperson for Dr. Anthony Fauci

Hey! I type and delete just like the rest of you Morons.


Quote II

“As meaning deteriorates in the modern world, as our value systems and institutions crumble, all of us become increasingly aware that there is this eerily familiar awakening and beckoning figure that we’ve all known all of our lives within us and around us. And for me, it’s very exciting,” Russell Brand


Quote III

“He is a no-BS person who cuts to the heart of issues no matter how uncomfortable the truth is. I think that that could be really refreshing at the right moment in California.” Technology industry billionaire Chamath Palihapitiya


But, can he win?

Quote IV

“Permafrost soil contains more mercury than all the other soil on the planet, plus all the oceans, plus the atmosphere. So there’s an enormous amount of mercury sitting in these frozen soils where climate change is happening faster than the rest of the world"
Josh West, a professor of earth sciences and environmental studies at USC


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It is the Minor League after all. Give Lucy May a year or two and she'll be in the bigs.

Florida team's bat dog to keep her job, despite messy debut

Lucy May's debut was more entertaining than we ever could have

Aug. 27 (UPI) -- A Minor League Baseball team in Florida introduced its new "bat dog" to the public, but the canine ended up being less interested in game than she was in doing her business.


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Silly candidate for POTUS. Only those of us who are doing our best to save democracy can say who is and who is not on the ballot. Now go away.

BREAKING: Michigan Sec. of State refuses to remove RFK Jr. from ballot – while trying to get Cornel West’s name OFF the ballot for Kamala


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Best of luck, Sir!

Red Lobster has a new leader to right the company following its recent bankruptcy.

Damola Adamolekun, the former CEO at Asian-fusion restaurant chain P.F. Chang's, has been appointed Red Lobster's new CEO to guide the company through its restructuring process, a consortium of investors said Monday.
Red Lobster filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in May, after accruing over $1 billion in debt. The company faced a series of setbacks, including rising costs and shifting consumer preferences, Business Insider wrote in May.


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Receiving an inheritance is a blessing. To some people my opinion is wrong: "I resent my boomer parents for burning through my inheritance"

A woman has taken a bold stand against her globetrotting boomer parents and accused them of frittering away her future inheritance on luxury holidays and living the high life.

“My inheritance is being drunk through a straw in a coconut in the Caribbean,” she exclaims in a rant via The Daily Mail.


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Mother Nature usually wins. Genius Award Winner.

This is the terrifying moment a hoverboard-riding circus bear attacks a trainer in front of hundreds of watching children and parents in Russia.

The raging female beast can be seen flooring tamer Sergei Prichinich, 48, and pinning him to the ground after riding on a hoverboard in Biysk, Russia.


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Billy The Mountain couldn't be happier. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Seven airmen assigned to the 857th Aircraft Maintenance Squadron at Nellis Air Force Base, Nevada were recently honored for rescuing four people including a pregnant woman during a flash flood at Zion National Park in Utah, Air Force officials have announced.


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