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August 23, 2024
Catch That Magic Moment, Do It Right Here And Now. It Means ONT
I want to thank Buck for covering for me last night with a delicious ONT so that I could go to the Van Halen Sammy Hagar concert. It was Sammy, Michael Anthony (That's half of the mid-80s Van Halen right there, it should count), Joe Satriani on guitar and Jason Bonham on drums. Not exactly the usual studio session musicians filling in for absent band members. Plus, look at the logo. I mean, c'mon.
In any event, on with the memes!
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"It Appears War is Here:" Israel May Be Preparing for Ground Invasion of Hezballah's Strongholds in Southern Lebanon
Teamsters Union Makes No Endorsement in Presidential Race; First Time They Haven't Endorsed a Democrat Since 1996
Despite Inflation Still Raging, Fed Chairman Powell Slashes Interest Rates by a Big Half Point
Hezballah Rocked by More Explosions, As Israel Begins Detonating Solar Power Controllers, Smart Watches, Home Appliances, and Electronic Keypad Door Locks in Houses Owned by Hezballah Terrorists
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The DHS's Evasiveness and Incompetence Is Too Much Even for Leftwing Democrat Partisan Senator Richard "Danang Dick" Blumenthal, Who Accuses the Agency of "Stonewalling" About Its Botched Protection of Trump
Wednesday Morning Rant
Mid-Morning Art Thread
The Morning Report — 9/18/24
Teamsters Union Makes No Endorsement in Presidential Race; First Time They Haven't Endorsed a Democrat Since 1996
Despite Inflation Still Raging, Fed Chairman Powell Slashes Interest Rates by a Big Half Point
Hezballah Rocked by More Explosions, As Israel Begins Detonating Solar Power Controllers, Smart Watches, Home Appliances, and Electronic Keypad Door Locks in Houses Owned by Hezballah Terrorists
Kamala Harris Has a New Fake Accent: Latinxish
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The DHS's Evasiveness and Incompetence Is Too Much Even for Leftwing Democrat Partisan Senator Richard "Danang Dick" Blumenthal, Who Accuses the Agency of "Stonewalling" About Its Botched Protection of Trump
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