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John Sexton: A couple weeks ago there was some surprising news out of New York. Planned Parenthood announced it would stop doing late-term abortions (those after 20 weeks) and also planned to close four clinics in the state. The problem in New York wasn't the legality of their business, it was the profitability. PP's president wrote in an opinion piece that because of inflation they were in trouble unless the state started directing more public money their way. Read the whole thing. This is not going to shock you: the UK is post-Christian. In order to make the Church of England more appealing to Modern Audiences, they're going to avoid using the word "church." Church of England dropping word 'church' to be more 'modern' While they'll be keeping the word "church" in this fake organization calling itself the "Church of England," they'll be avoiding its use in establishing new "communities." Formerly: Churches. Dr. Foulger suggested that the Church of England might be moving away from using the word "church" as part of a cultural rejuvenation. The UK just gave a man three years of hard time for telling people how to join a protest and keep your anonymity. Antifa does this every day -- but antifa are the approved Street Muscle of the Regime, so they get a pass. Now, they are imprisoning "keyboard warriors," who express inciteful thoughts. I saw someone at Hot Air call British PM Keir Starmer "Two-Tier Keir." Speaking of two tiers of justice: Corrupt Chicago Soros DA Kim Foxx -- last seen covering up for racial arsonist Jussie Smollett -- promises she won't prosecute any "peaceful" protesters. We know the left defines all "protesters" on the left as "peaceful" or, at worst, "fiery but mostly peaceful." Soros-backed Cook County State's Attorney Kim Foxx has announced that she will not prosecute "peaceful" protesters at the upcoming Democratic National Convention (DNC), even extending this leniency to those committing misdemeanors. Norway is "increasingly concerned about Swedish criminal gangs." Spoiler: the gangs are not actually Swedish. Norway is becoming increasingly concerned about Swedish criminal gangs, already known for their crimes in Denmark, where they operate throughout the country and are linked to a number of serious violent crimes. Wait, I thought these criminals were "Swedish" -- what does Sweden's immigration policy have to do with it? Sweden, with a population of just 10 million, has the highest per capita rate of gun violence in the EU, with 55 fatal shootings in 363 incidents last year -- far more than the combined total of six fatal shootings in the other three Nordic countries. America's Groomer Dad Tim Walz is the epitome of "positive masculinity," says some sissy. Newsweek published "Tim Walz, the Kelce Brothers and a New Era of 'Positive Masculinity'":Many know the term "toxic masculinity" and think of the overly dominant, often aggressive personality that shapes the discourse... But now, it seems as though we're headed toward a softer kind of masculinity, with politicians talking about fertility, football players dancing to Taylor Swift and a renowned Paralympic athlete cheering on his wife as she won Olympic gold. David French nods. After he gets the okay from his wife to voice his opinion. This DEI is bringing us only the top-performing, most elite of government officials! Biden's Commerce Sec. says she's not familiar with BLS job revisions The Commerce Secretary isn't familiar with the huge economic news of nearly 1 million jobs disappearing into the ether on Wednesday. She doesn't keep tabs on the numbers, but she has a "Woman's Ways of Knowing," so she's just the best. Commerce Secretary Gina Raimondo faced backlash after admitting unfamiliarity with a major revision to job numbers from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, dismissing concerns as "misinformation" from former President Donald Trump.
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