Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (8/20/24)

Statement I

"Body advertising is not allowed in any way whatsoever and that includes the Olympic rings... the athlete did not wear a cover and was therefore disqualified.

"All teams are informed of the advertising policy at a technical meeting prior to competition so it wasn't as if they had not been reminded about the rules." International Paralympic Committee (IPC)

Statement II

“During our ongoing audit to assess ICE’s ability to monitor the location and status of UCs who were released or transferred from the custody of the Department of Homeland Security and U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS), we learned ICE transferred more than 448,000 UCs to HHS from fiscal years 2019 to 2023.” The Department of Homeland Security’s (DHS) Office of Inspector General (OIG)

In last night's ONT (Please don't comment there) we covered the British woman who went to Turkey for a butt lift and ended up dying on the table. The saga continues. Not only is the dead woman without a butt lift. She's missing some organs.

‘They Kept Pieces of Her Heart’: Woman’s Sister In Shock After She Dies During Butt Lift Surgery and Body Is Returned Missing Organs

The body of a 38-year-old British woman who died during cosmetic surgery in Turkey was reportedly returned to her home, missing parts of some vital organs.

Kaydell Brown died on the operating table at the Clinic Expert in Istanbul on March 26.

She paid 5,400 pounds to travel to Istanbul for a “mummy MOT,” which is an all-in-one operation that involves getting a Brazilian butt lift, a tummy tuck, and a boob job in one day.

Do you think it went, KA-FUCKING-BOOM?

BLAST OFF Shocking moment rocket EXPLODES in massive fireball in test disaster at UK’s new spaceport
Watch the terrifying footage in the video player above

A funny thing about the FBI. It seems they can investigate crimes after all. Genius Award Winner.

A man in San Francisco has been charged with breaking into an FBI vehicle and stealing thousands of dollars in government equipment, including flash-bang grenades and a ballistic vest that he later allegedly traded for drugs.

Gregory Acosta Alvarez was charged with theft of government property in a federal court on August 9.

I try not to brag on The ONT other than my comments about The Fabulous. But the following story hit a nerve. I never said any of the following things to our 3 beautiful tax deductions. daughters. I guess that's why they turned out so darn good.

The 1990s were a drastically different era. Kids roamed free, and our moms only knew where we were if we called from our bestie’s landline or the payphone on the corner. Growing up in the '90s also meant that we believed whatever our parents told us because we didn’t have the internet to fact-check, and those Encyclopedia Britannica CD-ROMS only went so far.

Now, '90s kids are adults with instant access to all the information in the world, which means we can find out the truth.

Here are 10 blatant lies parents in the '90s told their kids that most of us believed:

I always told the write-offs girls, "They don't swim in our toilet, you don't piss in their pool."

Perhaps in the prison's AA or NA meetings he will learn the following phrase which still serves me well. Anger is not a luxury I can afford today.

AUBURN, Maine —
A Maine man faces multiple charges after police said he attacked a 15-year-old over a prior drug deal.

Ryan Jolicoeur, 38, of Auburn, was arrested Sunday after the Auburn Police Department's Proactive Community Enforcement Unit obtained and executed a search warrant at his Fifth Street home, according to authorities.

Police said they have been conducting a long-term investigation into alleged drug trafficking at 92 Fifth Street in Auburn. Investigators said they developed information that suggested Jolicoeur was selling large quantities of marijuana out of the home, and that his customer base included local children.

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posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:03 PM

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