Saturday Overnight Open Thread (8/24/24)

“That’s alright.” Ed said, “I bet it’s because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball.”

Following that joke I ran across the following story and share the headline with you. MAYBE BABY! It turns out you might need to CHANGE condoms during sex – or risk a unexpected surprise
Plus, have you ever heard of 'double bagging' and wondered if it’s a good idea? A doctor sets the record straight

CONDOMS should be switched up during long romps, say experts.

A UK study, where 500 couples from around the world timed themselves having sex, found rumpy-pumpy takes around five minutes.

However, times ranging from 0.55 seconds to a whopping 44.1 minutes were recorded.

Prolonged friction for a longer-than-average sexual encounter can damage those ultra-thin condoms, increasing the risk of breakage.

Sexual health experts suggest switching out your 'rubber' after about 30 minutes of action.

And if things are getting particularly steamy and vigorous, you might want to swap even more often.

If there is no Serv Safe certificatication. It's usually a No-Go for me. The ONT Is Always Looking Out For You.^TM

Five Red Flags to Look for in Any Restaurant

If you see any of these warning signs, you should spend your money elsewhere.

Eating at a restaurant is supposed to be all about pleasure: The joy of being able to relax and enjoy a meal you didn’t have to sweat over, the luxury of being served by professionals, the deliciousness of a well-cooked dinner. That's why a bad restaurant experience hits you with multiple regrets: You didn’t enjoy your meal, you wasted your time, and you wasted your money—these days, probably a lot of money, because restaurants have become increasingly expensive. That makes knowing the signs of a bad restaurant a crucial life skill.

Yes, yes. Saturday night is usually politics free. Although political it's pretty damn funny.

The following is passable for Saturday ONT filler material. The Most Unbelievable True Stories.

History may have already happened, but the past still holds plenty of surprises. These facts run the gamut from relatively unknown stories about famous people’s lives to details about well-known organizations or historical figures that seem almost too wild to be believed.

But whether they're earth-shaking or simply fascinating, these unexpected historical nuggets have one important thing in common: they're all legit. Every one of these events actually happened, from the importation of sand to a world-famous beach to the violent origin story of a famous pop duo.

So, which are the weirdest, most remarkable historical facts? Read our list of the 12 most unbelievable true stories in history and vote on which is most unbelievable below.

Andre The Giant's Body Was Flown To The US For Cremation Because No Crematorium In France Was Big Enough

Chicken Pot Pie sloppy seconds and: Genius Award Winners.

4 security guards accused in cellphone and chicken pot pie sex scandal at beleaguered Fulton County Jail

LaQuna Ballard, 34, Regina Harris, 26, Breaisha Tate, 26, and Anizya Silas, 24, each face charges of conspiracy and providing prohibited items to an inmate, the Fulton County Sheriff’s Office said in a news release. The four women were employed by a jail contractor and were working on the sixth and seventh floors at the lockup.

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posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:44 PM

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