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Lost In Time, And Lost In Space, And ONTingWell gang, it's Thursday night again. How has your week been? Personal News
We had moved to the Bay Area in 2017, after Trump won the election. Nick was 15 or 16 when he said that he liked Trump. I can understand how Trump appealed to a childish sensibility: he’s this clownish figure who does whatever he wants. This guy has no idea what masculinity is. Probably because he has no experience with it.
The last half-century of hypersecularism is an oddity in American history. Our first public education law was created by the Massachusetts Bay Colony to ensure children could read the scriptures. Even famed atheist Richard Dawkins declared “a native speaker of English who has never read a word of the King James Bible is verging on the barbarian.” We're seeing what an anti-religous society looks like. What we had before was better.
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The parents of a Philadelphia teacher found dead in 2011 with 20 stab wounds in an apparent suicide have won the right to challenge the ruling for the chance of changing it to a homicide, according to a report. “Suicide”. Insane. Good thing she didn't shoot herself a dozen times in the head, it'd be open and shut!
What's your all time favorite sports rant or quote? Personally, I like Jim McKay, coach of the Tampa Bay Bucks, who when asked what he thought of his team's execution answered “I'm in favor of it”. We have another contend in Cubs manager Lee Elias, you can read his epic and profane rant in its entirety here.
These fears were not completely unfounded. As the leader of a new majority, Nixon had finally broken the New Deal coalition with his 1972 landslide victory, carrying 49 states and winning more than 60% of the popular vote. In an interview just before the election, Nixon prophesied that he would become known as a great reformer. But unlike his predecessors, whose reforms only expanded government power, Nixon pledged to diffuse federal power throughout the country. “There are no sacred cows,” he said the day after the election, “We will tear up the pea patch.” I'm a lot more likely to believe that Nixon was the victim of a shadowy cabal of government conspirators now than I would have been before seeing what Trump has gone through these past few years. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by music across the generations: — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) August 16, 2024 | Recent Comments
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