Overnight Open Thread (8/12/2024) [J. Edgar Phallenburger IV]

There's a reason why Ace is obsessing over building shelving...everywhere! You should see his house! Shelving units on every wall, and some of them even have parallel shelves! He is getting better...really! Yes, they often fall off the wall because the idea of using a drill/driver that drives screws into the studs rather than reversing them until there is no hole or thread left is sort of confusing to him, but he is learning.

Anyway...the story behind his shelf and storage fetish is quick. When he was about 11, he got caught...um...wait...this is a family blog.

Never mind.

Some day Ace will kick himself for not bookmarking this site.

Thinking of a hair transplant? Here's where many Americans are heading.

Gaze around Istanbul Airport and you are almost certain to spot a male traveler with a shaved head and a bandaged, bloody scalp. Some travel in groups or pairs, while others are alone. But they've all trekked to Turkey in pursuit of one thing: hair.

No word if Plugs Biden is thinking about another hair job.

The Bidenomics plan is astounding!

LL Flooring, previously known as the Lumber Liquidators, has filed for bankruptcy.

The retailer submitted its Chapter 11 filing on Sunday evening and confirmed a wave of store closures nationwide effective immediately.

How dare you peons including Elon Musk do things which we do not want you to. World wide fascism.

EU Commissioner Threatens to Use Full ‘Toolbox’ of Measures Against Elon Musk Over Trump Interview

Who filed a formal protest about last night's music?

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