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August 10, 2024

Overnight Open Thread (8/10/2024) [J. Edgar Phallenburger IV]

Another hearty thanks to Ace for giving me another opportunity to host an ONT! What an honor! I always thought that because I know a few things about him that he would keep me far, far away from the keys to this place, but for some inexplicable reason he called me a few days ago, screeching about left-handed screws and reversible drills. Then his voice got weird and quiet and he said something about the toilet paper in jail and then he offered the ONT!

It reminded me of the time he got caught smoking in the bathroom at school. Fifth grade? Sixth grade? One of the teachers walked in, so he flushed the cigarette (joint?) and went through the window, straight into the arms of the dean of students, who was not amused. I think he got 10 strokes!

But he got him back a few years later...Ace took his car keys and dropped a deuce in his trunk! He never got caught, although he was suspected.

The Saturday Night Joke

I wonder which one of these Genius Award Winners is the MIA Misanthropic Humanitarian?

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