Saturday Overnight Open Thread (7/20/24) And 7/13/24 Pre-empted Music Thread (Boomer Style)

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's Hebrew school teacher.' (H/T Isophorone)

Get off my lawn said the Genius Award Winner.

A Maine man was arrested early Saturday morning after shooting and injuring a teenage prankster who knocked on his door and ran in a ‘ding-dong-ditch’ game gone wrong, police said.

Vincent Martin, 30, of Harrison faces charges of aggravated assault, and reckless conduct, among other charges, according to a press statement from Capt. Kerry Joyce of the Cumberland County Sheriff’s Office.

Just after 1 a.m., law enforcement received numerous reports of shots fired and alleged screaming heard in the area of Waterford Road and Depot Street, Joyce said. Soon after, Bridgton Hospital reported a walk-in patient suffering a gunshot wound.

Police later identified that person as a teenager who played a game of ‘ding-dong-ditch’ on Martin’s home at 91 Waterford Road and ran away. Martin, however, answered the door and shot at the teens several times, striking one in the calf, Joyce said.

Martin is being held on $10,000 bond at the Cumberland County Jail.

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Last week's Music Thread was preempted by the assassination attempt on President Trump. So without further adieu. The ONT proudly presents The Music Thread.

Good evening and welcome to The Music Thread. Your overworked and underpaid Cob Charlie Brown's Dildo took the night off. Something about being kidnapped by his spouse (Yes boys & girls he is married) and taken on a well deserved vacation.

In case you are curious. The answer to the Prog Band identity can be found with the Mystery Click

Speaking of CBD....... He passed the following along. I thought it should be set to videos. Enjoy.

I've seen fire and I've seen rain. I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.

I've gone to Kansas City. I've sang in the sunshine. I've been on the road again, with Georgia on my mind.

Like a rolling stone, I've given peace a chance.
I've put my camel to bed, and danced the last dance.

Mr. Tambourine Man played a song for me.
I've whispered words of wisdom, let it be.

I've fell into a burning ring of fire, and walked the line.
To all the girls I've loved before, you were always on my mind.

I've been everywhere, I've been so lonesome I could cry.
I've driven my Chevy to the levee when the levee was dry.

I've been to Itchypoo Park in a yellow submarine.
I've made the scene in a time machine.

I've done the Hokey Pokey and turned myself around.
I've welcomed baby back to the poor side of town.

I've followed the tracks of my tears down a long and winding road.
I've kept on searching for a heart of gold.

I've sought shelter from the store. I've sat on the dock of the bay. I've rocked around the clock on a sunshiny day.

I've knocked on heaven's door blowing in the wind.
Joy to the world, those were the days my friend.

Lay lady lay, in crimson and clover.
It's been a hard day's night, the party's over.

Will CBD be back in a month? Come back and find out.

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:57 PM

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