Debate Thread

I got this from a google search:

Cord-cutters can watch the Biden-Trump presidential debate online with any live TV streaming service that carries CNN and other networks broadcasting the event, including DirecTV Stream, Fubo, Hulu + Live TV, Max and Sling.

I just confirmed, Max is running it. I hate giving CNN the ratings, even if it's on Max, but just this once. Then I'll finally cancel Max.

The debate also seems to be on CNN.com.

The Bee's exclusive 100% accurate debate predictions:

Biden will go the full 90 minutes without blinking: Meaning he'll be completely dialed in and not under the influence of any chemical substances whatsoever.

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FBI agents authorized to use deadly force will raid Trump's podium midway through the debate: Somebody said that Trump has been storing classified documents next to a spare putter in the podium he'll be using.

Biden will respond to a question by asking Obama to please stand up and be recognized: He'll be pointing to a random black man in the crowd, of course, but it's the sentiment that counts.

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Biden's aides will administer Narcan a minimum of six times: A specialized team has been training for weeks to get fast enough to finish giving the president Narcan during any cutaways to the moderators.

Moderators Jake Tapper and Dana Bash will be thorns in Trump's side all night: Literally, they be sticking pins into the side of their Donald Trump voodoo doll.

Biden's body double will accidentally respond to his real name -- Fred: After the debate, the White House will simply explain that Fred's presence was, in fact, a right-wing conspiracy.

More at the link, but I've shamefully swiped most of the best ones. Hit the link anyway and check out their other fine coverage.

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 08:40 PM

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