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May 22, 2024

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Biden's lead over Trump in New York has fallen from 23 points in the (fake) 2020 elections to a nine point lead now.

InteractivePolls @IAPolls2022

New York GE: @SienaResearch

Biden: 47% (+9)
Trump: 38%
Other: 3%

Obama found something to congratulate Biden on -- Biden's record number of Didn't Earn It race-based judicial nominations.

Barack Obama @BarackObama

.@POTUS just confirmed his 200th judge -- not an easy accomplishment with a narrow majority in the Senate. And more than half are women and people of color.

Judges have the power to roll back progress or keep us moving forward; to protect our basic liberties or take them away. It's another reminder of what's at stake in this election, and why it's so important to vote.

AOC admits the entire scheme by boasting that they "put a legal ankle bracelet on Trump to stop him from campaigning."

Viva Frei @thevivafrei

"...the legal version of an ankle bracelet..."

@AOC is so astonishingly stupid, she probably does not appreciate the ramifications of what she just admitted out loud.

Congratulations, Alexandria. You just admitted to strategic and deliberate election interference.

Also, please shave your mustache. The "landing strip" is not sexy when it's under a woman's nose.

Trump will be stomping around in AOC's territory Thursday evening. Local Bronx residents are looking forward to the rally.

CNN's ratings are now at the lowest level since the f'ing first Gulf War.

CNN primetime ratings hit three-decade low as Mark Thompson searches for a strategy: 'He's thrown in towel regarding cable'

By Social Links for Alexandra Steigrad

CNN suffered its worst ratings among primetime viewers in the most coveted demographic by advertisers -- dealing a gut punch to embattled new boss Mark Thompson.

The cable channel, which touts itself as "the most trusted name in news," drew just 83,000 viewers aged 25 to 54 during the week of May 13-19 from 8 to 11 p.m. -- its lowest-rated week since 1991, according to Nielsen.

LOL, 83,000?!

By contrast, Fox News garnered more than the twice the audience in the key demo, with 186,000 viewers, according to Nielsen. Left-leaning MSNBC was a distant second with 111,000, the data showed.

"Thompson better get his act together before he completely destroys CNN," a top TV news producer told The Post.

"It seems like he's thrown in the towel regarding cable."

CNN's three-hour primetime block during the week features the network's highest paid anchor, Anderson's Cooper, with his show "AC360" at 8 p.m....

There was a rumor some months ago that these high-pay, low-ratings boat anchors would have to take a haircut on their salaries if they didn't want to be fired.

But of course CNN doesn't have the balls to do that.

Its total viewership for the week was also paltry with 494,000, compared with 2 million for Fox News -- which shares common ownership with News Corp, the publisher of The Post. MSNBC pulled in 1.1 million, according to Nielsen.

"CNN's new name is Cancelled Network Now," a media insider quipped.

"Young people are as interested in Anderson Cooper as they are in Liza Minnelli."

Coincidentally, they share a hairdresser. I don't mean the same guy cuts their hair, I mean they both share him.


Another media insider said Wednesday: "I know it's cliché to say but Thompson is rearranging the deck chairs on The Titanic. He has no new ideas yet. But maybe his old media playbook will work. "

Last month, Thompson said the network faces an "existential crisis," as it deals with cord cutting and the shrinking cable TV business.

Creep Warning:

Karine Jean-Pierre says that Biden won't use his actual power to act unilaterally to eject illegal aliens from the country. Now she demands Congress act, and the congressional action she wants is authorization for more visas and work permits for illegal aliens.

In other words, Biden doesn't want to kick out illegals unless he gets amnesty for a lot of illegals. He's acting as an agent for illegal aliens, unwilling to deport any without major concessions of amnesty for the rest.

A reporter points out that he has acted unilaterally in this field before -- to undo Trump's orders to deport.

So why can't he "act unilaterally" now?

Again, he can, he just wants to something in exchange so he can prove he Delivers for Illegals. You know, all the illegals won don't vote (wink!). It's important that he impress all of these millions of non-voters (wink) before an election.

Q: Biden has power to take executive action on border security, so why doesn't he?

JEAN-PIERRE: "Why should he have to do it unilaterally?"

Q: "He took unilateral action before to undo [President Trump's border security]!"

JEAN-PIERRE: Well, uh, yes -- true.


If you're pissed about having to pay for liberals' Gender Study degrees, tough shit, Racist.

This Triple Threat DEI hire is always super-prepared!

Remember when Obama turned off the zip code verification so he could take illegal donations from foreigners...?

Well, Biden's got that beat.

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