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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (5/25/24)

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Saturday Night Humor

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The ONT Is Always Looking Out For You^TM

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The Saturday Night Joke

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"

"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Four months vacation and five good leads...

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It's that time of year again............

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Ice Pack Emporium

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Brotherly love leads to a Genius Award.

MAY 15--Add a soiled adult diaper to the long list of strange items used as weapons during alleged batteries in the Free State of Florida.

After responding early yesterday to a reported domestic battery in St. Petersburg, cops gave this account of the alleged incident:

“The defendant threw a diaper at the victim striking him in the center of his torso. The diaper contained urine and other feces.”

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Genius Award Winner? Make that plural tonight Boys & Girls & Everything in-between.
Being laid up this weekend, I couldn't go see our local boat launches and watch first hand. Genius Awards............

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by *Grundsatzen.

Notice: Posted with permission by someone who has/had keys to the AoS HQ.

*Affirmations of beliefs in the Amish church

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