Sunday Overnight Open Thread (5/19/24)1

Quote I

“What I really didn’t like was the fact that as an officer of the court, he walked out and bashed the proceedings, the court, the judiciary, and that’s not fair. And as an officer of the court you have a duty to uphold that." Gutless RINO US Senator who spoke anonymously.

The Republicans in D.C. still don't get it do they.

Quote II

“One thing is to take tradition into account, to consider situations from the past. But quite another is to be closed up inside a dogmatic box. A bishop must be a shepherd and the shepherd must be in the middle of his herd and maybe right in there with his flock, be it pretty, ugly, big, small, good or bad.” Pope Francis

"Keeps Falling", a great song and video.

Dear College Graduate, didn't you learn anything in college?

After graduating college, I couldn't get a full-time job, so I am working several part-time gigs.

I am frustrated because I didn't know it would be this hard to make ends meet after college.

I am trying to look on the bright side and understand that I am learning financial lessons.

Sounds like whiny grad has parents which didn't teach any lessons either about the real world. In the event that she is looking for a friend to commiserate with, I would like to introduce her to Ms. Lacey Gero. A brand new flock of Karens. How refreshing.

Let's Go Brandon!!!!

I'm a simple guy. And I value my friendship with the Horde. No need to send gold bars. But, I will accept ONT Tips, loose change, drink tokens and burner phones.

NEW JERSEY

Businesspeople do not dispute giving gold, cash to Menendezes — but say they were ‘gifts’
Prosecutors gave jurors a show-and-tell of gold bars and bags of cash seized from the Menendez home

So if I were a Maryland resident, why would I vote for this fat fvck when I can have a real Democrat?

Hogan Backs Codifying Roe, Tacking Left on Abortion Ahead of a Tough Race

The former two-term Republican governor, who vetoed legislation in Maryland to expand abortion access, called himself “pro-choice” in an interview and said he would back a federal law to ensure access to the procedure.

I probably should consult a physician, I've had Schadenboner for over four hours.

Democratic town furious over migrant shelter opening in neighborhood

Residents in a New England town are fuming that they have not been consulted on plans to convert a former state prison into a tax-payer-funded migrant shelter for hundreds of people.

The state is refurbishing Norfolk, Massachusetts' Bay State Correctional Center, a former minimum-security dorm-like facility, to accommodate migrants and homeless individuals who are currently holed up at Boston's Logan International Airport and are on the waitlist for an emergency shelter program. The facility is located on the grounds of Massachusetts Correctional Institution (MCI), a medium-security prison.

Norfolk has a population of about 11,500 and voted heavily in favor of President Joe Biden in 2020.

This should put a smile on your face as well. The UAW couldn't rig this election.

Mercedes-Benz workers in Alabama have voted against union representation by the United Auto Workers, the National Labor Relations Board said Friday.

The results are a blow to the UAW’s organizing efforts a month after the Detroit union won an organizing drive of roughly 4,330 Volkswagen plant workers in Tennessee.

The Mercedes-Benz vote was expected to be more challenging for the union than the Volkswagen plant, where the union had already established a presence after two failed organizing drives in the past decade.

I can hear Casey Kasem dedicating this song to Garrett. Can't you?

Genius Award Winner meets Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Homeowner defending his wife uses knife to cut armed man ‘to pieces,’ Florida cops say

A homeowner defending his wounded wife grabbed a seven-inch knife and “went to work” on the accused gunman, cutting him “to pieces,” according to Florida investigators. The suspect was “very much deceased by the time the deputies could get to him,” Highlands County Sheriff Paul Blackman said in a video posted Friday, May 17, on Facebook.

Stupid should hurt. I wonder if our Genius Award Winner felt anything.

Virginia rapper, 17, fatally shoots himself recording TikTok gunplay video

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