The American Public Has the Right to Know, "Did the President Shit Himself, and When Did He Know He Shit Himself?"

I used to make poopies the size of Buicks, my word as a Biden.

My bowel movement was voted to the All State Bowel Movement Team, I'm not joking.

I almost went to Annapolis to join their Shit In The Pants squad on a free ride scholarship, but they had a guy there, you might have heard of him, named Roger Staubach. He could crap like a choir of angels, I'm serious, this is a fact, you can look it up.

From Matt Vespa.

Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored

I have a degree in gerontology. This is called dementia posturing.

Everyone who handles him should be prosecuted for elderly abuse. Looking at you, Jill.

I looked up "dementia posturing." I guess a lot of people are looking it up, because I only typed "D - e - m" into google before it suggested "dementia posturing."

Here's the rundown:

Dementia posturing refers to the changes in posture that may result from the onset of dementia. According to the Alzheimer's Society, those with Lewy body dementia experience movement difficulties, such as changes to their posture, that progress over time.

Posture refers to how the body positions itself when sitting and standing and how a person moves overall. Static posture refers to how a person holds themselves while standing or sitting. Many things can affect posture over time, such as excessive sitting in certain chairs or carrying heavy loads on the back.

Lewy body dementia is a type of dementia in which abnormal protein deposits reside in the brain, resulting in changes in thinking, movement, behavior, and mood. It can affect the posture by:

* stiffening and slowing the movement of limbs and causing trembling
* weakening the posture, resulting in a stooping back
* causing shuffling when walking
* causing difficulty in maintaining balance

A stooping posture due to dementia can result in falls that lead to injury.

Update: From andycanuck, an enhanced video using Stool-Detecting Infrared. You've been warned.

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:35 PM

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