Sunday Overnight Open Thread (5/5/24)

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Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about its own things. Sufficient for the day is its own trouble. Jesus Christ, Matthew 6:34

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Traveling? The ONT Is Always Looking Out For You^TM Always

These Are the U.S. Airports With the Longest Delay Times
Provo Airport in Utah just got called out.

Speaking of traveling. Regular commenter and all around good 'ron, Robert submitted the following. "As seen east of San Antonio.
If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"

The Ben Shapiro vs. Candace Owens mean girl fight continues.

Do you think Ben's problem is that an older sibling zipped tied and/or duct taped him to the upright vacuum cleaner in the hallway closet?

He can be such a whiny bitch at times.

He's looking for an extended vacation at Anamosa State Penitentiary. Genius Award Winner.

Iowa City man allegedly brought drugs with him in his vehicle when going to police to be arrested on warrant

This kid deserves a raise in his allowance. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Don't Die. I Will Be Back': 9-Year-Old Hero Saves Parents' Lives Amidst Tornado Tragedy

Today's good news story comes from Dickson, Oklahoma.

A 9-year-old boy in Oklahoma is being hailed as a hero for his courageous actions that saved his parents' live

Weekly commenter stats for week of 5-5-2024

Top 10 commenters:
1 [625 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)' [87.72 posts/day]
2 [469 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda'
3 [461 comments] 'Aetius451AD'
4 [460 comments] 'Bulgaroctonus'
5 [335 comments] '...'
6 [329 comments] 'Skip'
7 [327 comments] 'Archimedes'
8 [320 comments] 'Braenyard'
9 [288 comments] 'Ciampino - Duct-tape for the win'
10 [285 comments] 'rickb223 '

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [279 names] 'Ciampino - Duct-tape for the win' [39.16 unique names/day]
2 [157 names] 'Cap'm Miklos and the One eyed Dog'
3 [104 names] 'Quarter Twenty '
4 [91 names] 'NYC Refugee'
5 [75 names] 'Le Mikleuse'
6 [62 names] 'IYKWIM'
7 [54 names] 'Miklos hazards a guess'
8 [53 names] 'I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper'
9 [46 names] 'Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison'
10 [45 names] 'Count de Monet'

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posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:13 PM

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