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Overnight Open Thread [05/13/2024]

What? A CBD ONT? Yeah...Misanthropic Humanitarian is shopping for messenger bags and Crocs, and doesn't have the time to phone it in!

Luckily...I have the time to phone it in, so have at it, you Morons!

The less talent they have, the more pride, vanity and arrogance they have. All these fools, however, find other fools who applaud them.

-- Erasmus

Words are wise men's counters, they do but reckon with them, but they are the money of fools.

-- Thomas Hobbes

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

-- William Shakespeare

Man is no angel. He is sometimes more of a hypocrite and sometimes less, and then fools say that he has or has not principles.

-- Honoré de Balzac

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[courtesy of commenter: Dr_No]

Yeah, I used this yesterday, but I think it is fantastic, and exactly the sort of thing that we need to be doing 24/7 until the election.

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San Francisco buys vodka shots for homeless alcoholics in taxpayer-funded program

You can't make up this sh*t! The Babylon Bee is going to be in trouble soon, if the left has anything to say about it.

[Hat Tip: dhmosquito]

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Music hath charms to sooth a savage breast

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Largest known madtsoiid snake from warm Eocene period of India suggests intercontinental Gondwana dispersal
Translated from 9mm into .45ACP, the snake is postulated to be 36-49 feet long. The other stuff means...uh...well, it's complicated!
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Florida man bit chunk out of deputy's head during assault at music festival

James Michael Anderson was allegedly high on PCP, LSD, ketamine, mushrooms and ecstasy when he attacked a deputy on patrol at Sol Fest

I wonder what the lab tech thought when he saw all of those drugs in the report?

I'm going out on a limb, and it's probably based on my life-long goal to remain out of jail. But I do not think that biting a chunk out of a cop's head is a plan that is well thought-out.

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35 years ahead of his time...

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