Didn't care for that joke? How about this one?

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

On this day: 8 May 1965
The filming of the promotional film for Bob Dylan’s 'Subterranean Homesick Blues' took place at the side of the Savoy Hotel in London. Actors in the background were Allen Ginsberg and Bob Neuwirth. The original clip was actually the opening segment of D. A. Pennebaker's film, Dont Look Back, a documentary on Bob Dylan's 1965 tour of England. In the film, Dylan, who came up with the idea, holds up cue cards for the camera with selected words and phrases from the lyrics. The cue cards were written by Donovan, Allen Ginsberg, Bob Neuwirth and Dylan himself. While staring at the camera, he flipped the cards as the song played. Via thisdayinmusic.com

Born on this day: 8 May 1943
Danny Whitten, guitarist, singer, songwriter. Member of Neil Young's Crazy Horse and writer of 'I Don't Wanna Talk About It', covered by Rod Stewart, Rita Coolidge and Everything But The Girl. The Neil Young song ‘The Needle and the Damage Done’ was written about Whitten’s heroin use (before he died of an overdose on Nov 18th 1972). Via thisdayinmusic.com

I received the following from Isophorone Blog, a regular contributor to my email In-Box with good stuff. Tonight is no different.

"May 8 is the anniversary of the birth of Louis Moreau Gottschalk (1829 - 1869), one of the first American-born composers to achieve international fame. Here is a piece of his called "Columbia." (I couldn't resist!)"

Gender Reveal Party = Genius Award Winners.

A COUPLE have been slapped with a £30,000 fine after dying an entire waterfall a bright blue colour for a gender reveal party.

The unnamed pair triggered a wave of criticism for their distasteful stunt after pouring a chemical down a sight-seeing hotspot.

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