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May 01, 2024

Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (5/1/24)

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The Quotes of The Day


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The epitome of delusion is saying you’re pro-life but voting to repeal an abortion ban. The Democratic Party stands and votes on death. AZ Republican state Sen. Anthony Kern

Quote II

“We need an apology, fair compensation for our family and other families who have been affected. We have the truth on our side, and we are not going to give up.” Mrs. Jamie Scott, whose husband died from a Kung Flu prick


Quote III

”The police can do the job of clearing out the building, but the DA is then going to drop the charges,” he continued “You can’t drop a charge if we bring a civil lawsuit. So I urge other lawyers in New York– Jews, Gentile, any lawyer– join me, pro bono, in bringing a lawsuit against everybody involved in hurting Jews.” Attorney Alan Dershowitz


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Too high for the supermarket and too high for the food truck.

Man charged with stealing food truck in Wilmington
Wilmington police charged a man with stealing a food truck on Wednesday.

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I just find the following amusing............ The AG and his Brownshirt thugs probably don't.

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If you want to follow the college age temper tantrums. Here is a link to updates.


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Additional sad but true political cartoons here.

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Art students unable to repay loans? Color me Raw Umber Shocked.

The Biden administration has announced another round of canceled student loans, this time for $6.1 billion for 317,000 former students of the Art Institutes.

“This institution falsified data, knowingly misled students, and cheated borrowers into taking on mountains of debt without leading to promising career prospects at the end of their studies,” President Joe Biden said in a prepared statement.

Between debt forgiveness (illegal), reclassifying marijuana and free amnesty and citizenship to terrorists from Gaza saving democracy is a tough job for MushHead.


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Karen, the next time you want to change someone. Take three deep breaths and walk away. Or keep your attorney on speed dial.

Woman Charged With Sexual Battery For Pulling Teen's Skirt In Restaurant


A Utah woman is facing charges of sexual battery after she allegedly assaulted a teenager at a steakhouse in St. George. A viral video on TikTok showed the woman, identified as 48-year-old Ida Ann Lorenzo, arguing with the 19-year-old and her group of friends in the lobby of Sakura Japanese Steakhouse over the length of her skirt.

Lorenzo, who claimed to be a government employee, threatened to call Child Protective Services on the teen because her skirt was too short. She claimed she could see the woman's asscheeks and pubic hair.

The teen's friends then point out that she's 19.

Lorenzo called the police and told the dispatcher that the teen's skirt was "hiked above her vagina and butt." During the call, she admitted to pulling down the teen's skirt because there were children present, and the restaurant staff failed to do anything.

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Does this look and sound familar?


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Well if the elite pimple popping editorial board says it is not a problem. It has to be true.

Harvard Crimson Editorial Board says male participation in women's sports is simply not an 'issue'
The editorial claims the low number of 'transgender' athletes in collegiate sports constitutes a lack of a problem.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Shoe Box Emporium



On this day: 1 May 2023
Canadian singer-songwriter and guitarist Gordon Lightfoot died age 84. He had the 1971 UK No.30 single 'If You Could Read My Mind' and the 1974 US No.1 single 'Sundown'. Several of Lightfoot's albums achieved gold and multi-platinum status internationally and his songs have been recorded by many notable artists. The Guess Who recorded a song called 'Lightfoot' on their 1968 album Wheatfield Soul; the lyrics contain many Lightfoot song titles. Via thisdayinmusic.com

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Born on this day: 1 May 1945
American recording artist. Rita Coolidge who was a backing singer with Joe Cocker, Leon Russell,Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton and Delaney and Bonnie. She scored the 1977 UK No.6 & US No.7 single 'We're All Alone'). She was married to singer, songwriter, actor Kris Kristofferson from 1973 to 1980. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day: 1 May 1939
American singer and songwriter Judy Collins who had the 1968 US No. 8 & 1970 UK No.14 single with her cover of the Joni Mitchell song 'Both Sides Now' which won Collins her first Grammy Award for Best Folk Performance. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Well at least he didn't shoot out an eye. Only his foot. And his mom is Tonight's Genius Award Winner.

A three-year-old boy accidentally shot himself in the foot with his police officer mother’s gun.

The boy opened fire on himself as his mother, a Miami-Dade County Schools cop, was preparing food at their home in Florida, according to the Homestead Police Department.

He was airlifted from the home on Southeast 10th Street in Homestead just before 2pm on Sunday to a hospital in Kendall. The boy was listed in stable condition.


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Different toddler. Different results. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Barber's Split-Second Decision Saves Toddler From Oncoming Traffic

Two barbers have been hailed as heroes for their heroic act of rescuing a toddler from running into oncoming traffic.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Diversity. (And maybe a Mystery Click?)

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