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April 30, 2024

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (4/30/24)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

"But in terms of us getting clear to use our resources to combat other major drugs, that’s a positive," Jack Riley, a former deputy administrator for the DEA

Quote II

"I'm going to sit in the freezing cold icebox for 8 hours, 9 hours or so. They took me off the campaign trail. But the good news is my poll numbers are the highest it's ever been. So at least we're getting the word out. And everybody knows this trial is a scam. It's a scam. The judge should be recused, that he should recuse himself today he should recuse himself today. And maybe he will," President Donald Trump


Quote III

“They’re not actually aggressive animals, but they have their boundaries. And they can be pushed over the edge. They can have a temper, and they can strike out if they’re pushed,” Former Montana state veterinarian Martin Zaluski


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"Give me your tired, your poor, grifters and criminals.

Muslim Minnesotans to Stand Trial for Defrauding Pandemic Food Program of $250 Million.
The first seven of 70 Minnesotans charged with defrauding taxpayers of a quarter of a billion dollars in pandemic food aid are standing trial Monday. Abdiaziz Shafii Farah, Mohamed Jama Ismail, Abdimajid Mohamed Nur, Said Shafii Farah, Abdiwahab Maalim Aftin, Mukhtar Mohamed Shariff, and Hayat Mohamed Nur are accused of taking money that was supposed to feed underprivileged children and allegedly spending it on property, cars, jewelry, and other luxury item


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An easily amused populace. I can't wait until the UN opens up their maggot & cricket food emporiums.

Kiwis wait for hours to try NZ's first Popeyes chicken restaurant

Kiwi fried chicken lovers stood in line for hours – including some overnight – as they waited with anticipation for New Zealand's first Popeyes to open its doors this morning. 1News digital reporter River Lin joined the throng to check it out.


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I dedicate the following video to my fellow Cob and good friend CBD...........


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At times my mind can race 100 miles per minute. And over the last 29 years, I have had a lot of thoughts. Some good, some bad, some neither good or bad. But not ever once did I think about conjoined twins and their sexual life. Until now when I ran across the following.

Conjoined twins who share a vagina but have different sexualities candidly reveal the 'uncomfortable' truth about their sex lives
Conjoined twins have answered burning questions about their sex lives
The sisters, 19, who called themselves Mia and Lia, held a Q&A on Reddit
They revealed that why they would never have sex


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Rain Gear Emporium



On this day: 30 Apr 1983
American Blues legend Muddy Waters (McKinley Morganfield) died in his sleep at his home in Westmont, Illinois, aged 68. Major influence of many acts, Cream, Eric Clapton, Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones named themselves after Waters' 1950 song 'Rollin' Stone.' Best known songs include 'I Just Want To Make Love To You', 'I'm Your Hoochie Coochie Man', 'Got My Mojo Working.' via thisdayinmusic.com


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On this day: 30 Apr 1970
Twiggs Lyndon, the road manager for The Allman Brothers Band was arrested for murder after he stabbed a club manager during an argument over a contract. At the ensuing trial, Lyndon's lawyers argued that he had been temporarily insane at the time of the incident and that touring with the Allman Brothers would drive anyone insane. Lyndon was acquitted. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Not only a felony arrest. But also a Genius Award Winner.

While perhaps Empire State permits lawlessness within its borders, the same cannot be said about the Sunshine State.

Bodycam footage from a Monroe County, Florida, sheriff’s deputy shows the moment when he arrested Richard Brothers, a New York resident visiting the Florida Keys, on a felony charge of damaging property to express his political position.

Any liberals thinking about a trip to Florida should take a look.


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One photo is worth a thousand words and Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.


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