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April 29, 2024

Monday Overnight Open Thread (4/29/24)

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The Quotes of The Day


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This time will then go down in history as the period in which the invader was actively invited in by a corrupt elite. And, not only did corrupt elites invite the enemy in, they made the native population pay for it too. Dutch commentator Eva Vlaardingerbroek


Quote II

“While a route through this week’s motion of no confidence was absolutely possible, I am not willing to trade my values and principles or do deals with whoever simply for retaining power… I have concluded that repairing our relationship across the political divide can only be done with someone else at the helm.” Scottish First Minister Humza Yousaf


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RIP: Three Officers Murdered, Four Others Wounded - Charlotte, NC


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You probably shouldn't use any of the following careers to pad your resume.

13 Old-Fashioned Jobs You Won't See Anymore
From night soil men to sluggard wakers, you won’t be seeing these careers on any modern-day resumes.


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Only Republicans go to jail for refusing to appear after being subpoenaed.

Peter Navarro’s get-out-of-jail request is again rejected by the Supreme Court


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If I was an attorney at Fox News, I would be salivating and uttering such phrases as "Bring it on M-F'er.

Hunter Biden Threatens Lawsuit Against Fox News Over ‘Conspiracy Of Disinformation’


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Once upon a time I purchased a particular breed of dog to be used for hunting. I did my research and I bought a puppy from a respected breeder. Of course the Murphy's have nothing over my surname. I took this wild and belligerent dog to a nationally known trainer for a month. After two weeks I received a call telling me I should come pick up my dog and that I probably should put it down.


At that time, there were not an abundance of "Rescue" facilities. And I certainly just couldn't euthanize this hound from hell. She wasn't mean or vicious. She just ran and ran and ran when off leash or outside a fenced yard. I won't get into thunder storms or fireworks.

So The Fabulous and I were blessed with this pooch until the sweet age of 15+.

Now that I got that out of the way it brings us to the story about South Dakota's governor Kristi Noem. I'm not saying what she did was wrong to her dog. But, I sure as hell wouldn't have told the world I killed a dog that wasn't on death's door.

Kristi Noem's Vice President odds crash after she admitted killing her dog in a pit while her kids were at school
South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem now has just a 4% chance of being Trump's VP
Her slide in the VP odds coincides with her dog killing story becoming public
Sen. Tim Scott, Rep. Elise Stefanik and Sen. J.D. Vance are the favorite VP picks


There are only 2 camps here Sugar Tits. Those who understand and those who don't. And those who don't understand never will. And those who don't understand outnumber those of who do understand. And just because I understand what you did to a 14 month old doesn't mean I condone your actions.


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Being overweight is not healthy. The medical term is not the problem. The problem is with people who do not accept reality.

UCLA medical school is under fire for forcing students to attend ‘health equity’ classes where ‘fat positivity’ is promoted, and reading material claims that the medical term ‘obesity’ is a slur “used to exact violence on fat people.”

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Reason #99 I am a misanthrope.

Condo Resident Angry Delivery Driver Used Parking Lot to Make Deliveries, Refuses to Leave Her Truck
"Looks like false imprisonment to me. Call the cops and let them know she’s holding you hostage lol"

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The ONT Musical Interlude & False Alarm Motion Detector Light Emporium


On this day: April 29, 1993, 46-year-old guitarist, pianist, and producer Mick Ronson lost his battle with liver cancer. The Yorkshire-born musician rose to fame playing in David Bowie’s Spiders From Mars group during the artist’s Ziggy Stardust period. Additionally, Ronson issued three studio albums under his own name and co-produced Lou Reed’s classic 1972 album, Transformer. He also recorded with Ian Hunter, Bob Dylan, Elton John, and Morrissey. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Born on this day: April 29, 1933
Willie Nelson, country music singer-songwriter, (He was born on April 29, 1933, but his birth was recorded on April 30). Nelson has acted in over 30 films, co-authored several books, and has been involved in activism for the use of biofuels and the legalization of marijuana. Along with Neil Young and John Mellencamp, he set up Farm Aid in 1985 to assist and increase awareness of the importance of family farms. He wrote the country classic 'Crazy' a hit for Patsy Cline. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Weekly commenter stats for week of 4-28-2024


Top 10 commenters:
1 [470 comments] 'jim (in Kalifornia)' [65.97 posts/day]
2 [469 comments] 'Bulgaroctonus'
3 [409 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda'
4 [400 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
5 [387 comments] 'Auntie Miklos'
6 [346 comments] 'Braenyard'
7 [322 comments] 'Ciampino - See I can do German too!'
8 [286 comments] 'Aetius451AD'
9 [283 comments] 'Skip'
10 [279 comments] 'BurtTC'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [369 names] 'Auntie Miklos' [51.79 unique names/day]
2 [302 names] 'Ciampino - See I can do German too!'
3 [79 names] 'Brown's Septic Service'
4 [55 names] 'Quarter Twenty '
5 [55 names] 'school's out completely'
6 [41 names] 'Military Moron'
7 [38 names] 'pookysgirl misses Blue Seal, er, Bru Seah'
8 [30 names] 'I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper'
9 [27 names] 'Duncanthrax'
10 [25 names] 'browndog roots for both to lose'


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After spending millions, "They" will not retry this man. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

George Alan Kelly won’t face retrial for fatal shooting of migrant
George Alan Kelly is accused of shooting and killing a Mexican man
The man was crossing through Kelly's Arizona property with a group
A judge declared a mistrial after jurors couldn't reach a decision

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