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April 24, 2024

Wednesday Morning Report (4/24/24)

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'Mornin' Horde. Hope you had your breakfast beverage and join Rover and I in prayers. Our country sure could use them. What do we have below the fold this morning?

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Miscellaneous

What are headlines that make you wince for $500. HORROR SURGERY Shock pics show tooth implant screwed into father’s BRAIN after botched surgery as dentist flees hospital in Turkey

The dog license for this pet will be astronomical. Thermonator, the Flame-Throwing Robot Dog, Can Now Be Yours for $9,420 - A good tagline for this product might be: “How the Fuck Is This Legal?”

Domestic Adventures

It is only goodbye for now. Or the next 3-5 years. ‘Only Goodbye For Now’: Ex-Rep. George Santos Ends Bid For Congress

At least Nancy Pelosi would get in a dick measuring contest. Speaker Johnson’s Office: No Border Security Legislation Will Be Passed by Congress This Year

He probably won't succeed. But, I wish him well. Jamie Raskin Is Getting Sued!

Get out of jail free. Pass "Go" and collect unlimited welfare benefits. El Paso county judge dismisses border 'riot' charges against 140 migrants

Foreign Affairs

Sounds like a Colorado Supreme Court decision to me. Court orders Elon Musk's X to block Sydney church stabbing footage - Australia's online safety watchdog said the social media platform should shield the "graphic" video from all users, not just Australians, saying it would cause "irreparable harm" if it continued to circulate, leading a court to order a far wider block.

What a cute relationship. North Korea officials visit Iran in a rare public trip

Of course Leftists would find a way to rationalize away improper and illegal behavior. Some migrants flown to Martha’s Vineyard by DeSantis in 2022 qualify for crime victim visas

Crickets from the patchouli and elbow patch crowd. Hezbollah Launches Deepest Attack Into Israel Since War's Start, On Passover

Obviously she had never seen SNL Dan Akroyd's "Mauled" skit. But she is our Genius Award winner this morning. BEAR RAMPAGE Brit tourist, 72, mauled by BEAR while taking photos of beast as it leaned into her car after they stopped in mountains
Watch the moment the woman reveals the incredible picture she snapped despite the horror attack

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 06:15 AM

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