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Speedy Pummelling![]() Non-Prince Harry is now fully a US resident. And Harry continues doing the laying about that Americans just won't do. Prince Harry, the Duke of Sussex, has formally confirmed he is now a US resident. Meahwhile, a "royal expert" says that more employees of the monarchy will come forward with stories of being "bullied" by Meghan Markle. Royal expert Tom Bower, author of "Revenge: Meghan, Harry, and the War Between the Windsors," believes more information about Meghan Markle's alleged bullying will come to light now that a former aide has officially spoken out. I'm telling you it's a slow news day. I almost made these two piece-of-shit stories their own post. The Voyager probe had stopped sending data and was Mostly Dead. But now scientists have remotely fixed it, and it's sending data again. Turns out all they had to do was try turning it off and then back on. The US space agency says its Voyager-1 probe is once again sending usable information back to Earth after months of spouting gibberish. Weirdly, it says its new mission is to "find Creator Kirk." No idea what that means. I guess we'll find out! A woman riding the LA Metro died after being slashed and stabbed in the neck by a homeless man. No big deal, just all part of California's plan to bring "a diversity of travel outcomes" to riders. A homeless man with a criminal record was arrested for the stabbing death of an unidentified woman on the Los Angeles Metro train system while she was on her way home from work on Monday morning, officials with the Los Angeles Police Department say. Forty-five-year-old Elliot T. Nowden was arrested for the murder and robbery of the unidentified female victim, who was found with a stab wound in the neck at the Studio City station. Advertisement Holding a killer on bail -- now there's an innovative concept. Germany has passed a law facilitating gender transitions for children This is just about as young as five years old. This is all about what the kids are telling us, right? Not what their genderblending teachers and evil parents are telling them, right? At REDUXX: The German Parliament, or Bundestag, passed one of the world's most far-reaching sex self-determination policies on April 12, despite protests from women's rights campaigners. The Self-Determination Act (SBGG) establishes 'gender identity' as a protected characteristic and allows parents to change the sex marker on their children's documents from birth. That's misleading, and why I didn't publish this earlier. It lets parents change their child's sex from birth but not at birth. That is, they can go back in time and change the (paper) gender of their children as if it was determined to be the opposite gender at the time of birth. But they only have to wait until the kid is five years old to do this. Five year olds are fully-grown adults with mature minds, right? Supported by Chancellor Olaf Scholz's three-party coalition and promoted and supported by the Socialist Democratic Party (SDP), the SBGG also creates the potential for citizens to be fined up to €10,000 (approx. $10,800 USD) for revealing a person's given name and birth sex without their permission -- an action that trans activists staunchly oppose and refer to as 'deadnaming.' Oh, and it lets you change your gender ever single year, but only once per year. If you decide you're a woman in April but then decide you're a non-binary trans-trending male in August, sorry, buddy, but you'll have to wait until the following April to make that official.
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