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April 14, 2024

Sunday Overnight Open Thread (4/14/24)



The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

"Israel smoked that Iranian General" Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA)

Quote II

“So you have two different standards. On the one hand, the full breadth of the First Amendment is deployed when we’re talking about criticism of Jews or Israel, but criticism of other groups is assessed under a different standard.” Lori Lowenthal Marcus

Quote III

"It is deeply simplistic to assert that the diversity of America can be reduced to any particular set of beliefs, and faulty reasoning to infer that identity is determinative of one's thoughts or political leanings." NPR president and CEO Katherine Maher


The Comments of The Week

Once again the Horde proves to be the best audience in the blogosphere. Thanks folks!

The following comment submitted to us by CBD. It's a great comment.


The next comment illustrates great humor. Submitted by Miley.

194 When the USC Gamecocks (the original one, founded 1804) played the nouveau USC California, I saw signs and bumperstickers-

"No Trojans can hold our Cocks"
Posted by: Miklos, does recall at April 08, 2024 11:05 PM (7KVXA)

She also had her very own pithy comment.

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Tonight's science lesson. Or guess why I don't want to be anywhere near these guys.

Science. The next story just boggles my mind if true. Most people 'want to have sex with robots,' new Robosexuality study reveals

Technology has moved on in leaps and bounds from the days of blow-up dolls to realistic sex robots, which have been 'built to satisfy,' and researchers have tried to find out who the most likely customers are


The Biden station-wagon family vacation must have been a hoot. "Don't do that!" said the respected elder. While the bastard child hissed back, "What are you going to do? Nothing, nada, zilch pops. Corn Pop boy."

Failed: Biden Tells Iran ‘Don’t’ Launch Attack on Israel Only Hours Before They Do It Anyway

To show just how much of a failure Joe Biden is on the international scene, he has twice told a nation not to launched an attack, yet BOTH times they did it, at least one time within hours after Biden issued his toothless warning.

Of course, we all know that the useless old man Biden warned Putin not to invade Ukraine.


If we had a respected president. Perhaps Tehran wouldn't be so flippant.

‘Punishment’ of Israel completed – Tehran
Iran’s top military commander has promised a “more extensive” response in case of future attacks by West Jerusalem


Joe Biden has American blood on his hands. How much? Too much to wash off. NEVER FORGET: Joe Biden Gifted Iran with Over $80 Billion Since Entering the White House

In November 2023, the Joe Biden administration extended a sanctions waiver that allows Iran to collect another $10 billion in funds to assist the mullahs in funding their military operations in the region.

This comes one week after Iranian-backed Houthis attempted to shoot down a US drone in the region and one month after Iran-backed Hamas terrorists slaughtered 1,300 Jews in Israel and took another 240 Jews hostage.

It was the deadliest attack on Jews since World War II.


The ONT Musical Interlude & Continental Breakfast Emporium

Born on this day: April 14, 1945 - Ritchie Blackmore
English guitarist and songwriter Ritchie Blackmore from Deep Purple, who had the 1970 UK No.2 single 'Black Night' and the 1973 US No.4 single 'Smoke On The Water'. Deep Purple were listed in the 1975 Guinness Book of World Records as "the globe's loudest band" for a 1972 concert at London's Rainbow Theatre. Blackmore later formed Rainbow who had the 1981 hit single 'I Surrender'.


Would you buy a vibrator from this Genius Award Winner?

A Missouri man is facing a felony theft charge for allegedly swiping eight “luxury” vibrators from an adult toy store and then trying to fence them via Facebook Marketplace , according to court records.

Christopher Michael Booth, 34, was named yesterday in a felony complaint charging him with stealing the vibrators--valued at a combined $1539.20--from a Hustler Hollywood outlet in Berkeley, a St. Louis suburb.

The purloined sex toys, which retail for around $200 apiece, are manufactured by Lelo, a Swedish company that advertises itself as “one of the world’s leading designer brands for intimate lifestyle products.


Don't mess with my master. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Dog Named 'Hero' Kept Stuck Owner Warm And Safe From Coyotes For 2 Days

Today's good news story comes from Alberta, Canada.

Living up to his name, an Akita breed dog in Taber, Alberta named Hero saved the life of his owner by protecting him from the elements, fighting off coyotes and eventually alerting people to his owner's whereabouts.


Weekly commenter stats for week of 4-14-2024

Top 10 commenters:
1 [522 comments] 'andycanuck (vtyCZ)' [73.27 posts/day]
2 [454 comments] 'Aetius451AD'
3 [431 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda'
4 [381 comments] 'jim (in Kalifornia)'
5 [343 comments] 'BurtTC'
6 [338 comments] 'Bulgaroctonus'
7 [322 comments] 'Skip'
8 [303 comments] 'Ciampino - C. Itoh #271'
9 [286 comments] 'Braenyard'
10 [276 comments] 'AZ deplorable moron'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [288 names] 'Ciampino - C. Itoh #271' [40.42 unique names/day]
2 [86 names] 'Georg, Yortuk and Miklos Festrunk from Bratislava'
3 [63 names] 'Just Wondering '
4 [56 names] 'Shady Acres'
5 [41 names] 'andycanuck (vtyCZ)'
6 [36 names] 'Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison'
7 [35 names] 'Count de Monet'
8 [34 names] 'pookysgirl's baby is still kicking'
9 [33 names] 'I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper'
10 [31 names] 'Prof. Dr. Miklos, with Healing Spells for All Modalities'


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