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April 12, 2024

Friday Morning Report (4/12/24)

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Nothing matters but the weekend from a Friday's point of view.......

What shall we learn this morning?


Foreign Affairs

  • Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes. Truong My Lan: Vietnamese billionaire sentenced to death for $44bn fraud

  • We now know Moderna is a business and not a government agency. Moderna paused its plans for a facility in Kenya because COVID-19 vaccine demand has plummeted
    Moderna says it hasn't received any vaccine orders for Africa since 2022

  • So Little Richard music will not be on the set list? Chechnya is banning music that's too fast or slow. These songs wouldn't make the cut


    Domestic Adventures

  • He's going to need more than a card on Mother's Day. Mum found fused to her bed ‘after being left to rot in her own faeces by son’

  • The Amish have been up to mischief apparently. FBI director warns of 'elevated' public, national safety; pushes for increased funding - The FBI's 'immediate concern' is that individuals will carry out terrorist attacks in US, according to Wray

  • The AoS is a smart military blog. The Marines trolled the Navy on Instagram and it was awesome - This is the stuff that nightmares are made of.


  • All she is missing is a broom. Rashida Tlaib Refuses to Condemn ‘Death to America’ Chants at Rally in District

  • How will Amazon pass this along to the customer? Amazon owes $525 mln in cloud-storage patent fight, US jury says

  • We need more immigrants like this and not the sh*thole thugs. David Hogg gets rekt by Chinese Immigrant.

  • One of the reasons we can't have nice things. Activists file lawsuit to prevent land swap at Boca Chica


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  • This morning's Feel Good Story of The Day. Home Intruder Shot Dead after 85-Year-Old Mom Grabs .357 Magnum, Saves Disabled Son

  • Another Posthumous Genius Award Winner. Ski stunt kills 1 person in Colorado on Highway 40 west of Berthoud Pass summit

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