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April 05, 2024

The Morning Report (4/5/24)

Good morning Horde. Until J.J. Sefton returns to his post. I'll be handling the Thursday and Friday Morning Reports. So let us delve into The Morning Report and enjoy the Mystery Click.

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International Items of Note

SHIP INFERNO Terrified tourists leap overboard from burning ferry heading to Thailand’s ‘Death Island’ as more than 100 rescued

Ukraine ‘will become a member of NATO’ – top US diplomat
Secretary of State Antony Blinken has insisted that Kiev will be allowed to join the Western military bloc

Botswana Threatens to Send 20,000 Elephants to Germany in Trophy Hunting Spat

Physically healthy 28-year-old woman will be euthanised next month

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Domestic ~~Bits~~ Bliss

Bidenomics Is All Good – You’re the Problem

Quaker Oats Shutters Danville Plant, 500+ Workers Lose Their Jobs

Tuberculosis breaks out at Chicago migrant shelters following measles cases - Confirmed tuberculosis cases come as more than 55 measles cases have been confirmed in Chicago

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Science, Health & Safety Issues

A not so happy ending! Woman, 61, suffers BRAIN BLEED while having sex - as experts warn it's way more common than you'd expect

Washington governor commits energy suicide with new plan to outlaw natural gas

PATIENT LEAVES HOSPITAL AS TRANSPLANTED GENE-HACKED PIG ORGAN SEEMS TO BE FUNCTIONING WELL - HE HASN'T BEEN THIS HEALTHY IN A LONG TIME.

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Miscellaneous News

We need to talk about Trader Joes

Death row inmate's bizarre final meal before he's executed for brutal double killing

UC Berkeley condemns professor's dating advice to student: 'hurtful and threatening'

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Feel Good Story of The Day.

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Genius Award Winning Actions

Shocking moment woman melts down on Spirit Airlines flight and yells the n-word at cops as they haul her off the jet

Here's hoping you have a great weekend.

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