The Battle of the Tampon

Maoist students occupied the chancellor's office at Vanderbilt University, angry about the University cancelling a student referendum of BDS demands -- that the school should divest any holdings in Israeli companies, to economically cripple the country and allow Hamas to rape and kill every Jew in the country.

You know -- idealistic stuff.

Here are these soft-faced baby bitch fanatics screaming about that in the chancellor's office.

Although police were not arresting students in the office, they would arrest students as they came out of the office. (Seems like the exact wrong incentive structure to give to people illegally occupying an office, but universities are now stupid.)

One of these Maoists had a HEALTH EMERGENCY so profound that she had her friend call 9-1-1.

That emergency? She wanted to change her tampon, but she didn't want to leave the office, because she thought she might be arrested.

Her friend called 9-1-1 to demand that they tell cops not to arrest her friend, declaring that she was in imminent danger of TOXIC SHOCK SYNDROME for having the same tampon in for the whole day, and that the police's refusal to respect her TAMPON RIGHTS was tantamount to killing her.

If you can't stand to watch those videos, the Free Press digested the exchanges:

Here's what went down: during one of those 21.5 hours of the protest, probably at an ungodly one, a few of the student demonstrators decided to call 911. That's because their friend, who was part of the sit-in, had to change her tampon.

Specifically, she was "being denied the right to change her tampon that has been in for multiple hours, which leads to an increased risk of toxic shock syndrome."

The frankly Zen-like 911 operator, who deserves a raise, was understandably confused. "Ma'am, do you have an emergency?"

Um, yes?! The student on the phone requests urgent medical assistance.

"You're telling me your friend in Kirkland needs an ambulance. Is that what you're telling me?"

Then in another video, one of the protesters--in a keffiyeh and a mask--approaches the police and an administrator, who was indeed in a sweater vest, demanding to know WHAT. WILL. HAPPEN. to her friend, should she leave the sit-in to change the tampon in question. The adults calmly explain that she won't be arrested if she leaves the building. But can they confirm that she will never be arrested, ever?!

Ever? You want a pardon for all future crimes based on you being on the rag?

"She does not feel safe," someone says off-screen, punctuating it with claps.

While these students don't "feel safe" and cringe in fear at the very real possibility of Murder By Tampon, they are, of course, eager to use violence against law-abiding people:

Here are these disgusting fatbodies, wallflowers, and sissies after their "action," complaining that the cops "tried to break us." You're all pussies, if they tried to break you, you'd be broken.

The very masculine boy with the mic complains that the cops "deprived us of medical care when one of our students needed it."

This Bruce-Villanche-sounding motherhugger of course means that the cops did not agree to a complete pardon for all future crimes for the girl whose ovaries were being strangled by her rogue tampon.

I like him posing with his hand on his hip. It's a real Power Stance for Heterosexual Men.

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:10 PM

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