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April 01, 2024

Overnight Open Thread (4/1/2024) [J. Edgar Phallenburger IV]


What an honor! I've known Ace for many years...we went to prep school together and were D&D partners for a few years in college (not the same school, but it was just down the street). I could tell you stories about his characters! What a perv!

But never in my wildest dreams did I think I would be offered a chance to host an Overnight Thread! I had to promise that I wouldn't tell the story about why he is called an Ewok, and no stories about school, or afterwards. Not even the one about him crapping his pants in public. Well...his assless chaps to be precise. But he didn't mention any of his girlfriends being off limits, so I dug up a photo of the best looking one.

I embedded his favorite group's best song (according to Ace) behind his sophomore year photo up above....


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1 [732 comments] 'Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden' [102.75 posts/day]
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10 [272 comments] 'Braenyard'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [310 names] 'Ciampino - Spaciality' [43.51 unique names/day]
2 [112 names] 'Preznit Joey B.'
3 [70 names] 'Musik For the (M)asses'
4 [62 names] 'Quarter Twenty '
5 [60 names] 'Helena Handbasket'
6 [53 names] 'I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper'
7 [48 names] 'Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden'
8 [44 names] '18-1'
9 [41 names] 'Duncanthrax'
10 [38 names] 'Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison'


If a certain ONT Cob had a cat this would be his favorite song.

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I lived in a small town in the north of England for several years...mostly as an legal enforcer for one of the trade unions. It was a fun time, and after a long night of breaking legs and windows, we would often adjourn to my favorite fast-food establishment.


Excellent food, and the counterman would usually slip us a snort or two of bootleg Scotch to warm ourselves. I think it was just cheap gin that he put in a barrel with some dried out lawn clippings and some ashtray waste, but hell, it tasted good, so why not?


Musical Intermission

I find it highly amusing to observe the banter back and forth between Nurse Ratched and Doof. Neil Young vs. Rush. Silly commenters. Those in the know, realize and grasp the concept of the best Canadian artist of all time:

Ace told me he is neutral towards Misanthropic Humanitarian's musical taste. I quite agree. As far as I recollect, this artist has never been featured on an ONT. I believe it is time.

I remember Ace when he got his first pair of bell bottom pants. He was so cool with platform shoes, loud bell bottoms and lip syncing to his favorite band.


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