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Lt. Colonel Robert Maclaren retired from the British Army in 2001 after a long fulfilling career. On the day that he retired he received a letter from the Personnel Department of the Ministry of Defence setting out details of his pension and, in particular, the tax-free ‘lump sum’ award, (based upon completed years of service), that he would receive in addition to his monthly pension. On Melting Pots
As for what, precisely, “America” is — other than a set of “unifying beliefs and political ideals” — Thornton didn’t deign to explain. Very few of these apologetics ever do, save for obligatory hand-waving about “ideals” and “beliefs” and “creeds.” That is a feature, rather than a bug, of the concept: When you reduce your country’s identity to a shapeless, inchoate ooze of incoherence — a pot that melts away all that is concrete and distinctive — it becomes impossible for that identity to mean much of anything at all. The melting pot abstracts America out of existence. He misses the point. I wrote about the melting pot concept (checks date. Oh god, ten years ago).
Having tortured the analogies beyond reason, let's leave them for a moment and introduce humans to the mix. There are any number of tendencies that are inherent in human beings, but one of the most basic is that we are tribal by nature. The founding fathers recognized this and realized that the great American experiment could very well fail if its citizens retained their preexisting tribal loyalties in their new country. There had to be something to supplant the old tribal affiliation, and thus the melting pot concept was born. Nobody was denying that individual citizens had been Dutch, or English, or Spanish or French, but now they were American. The previous tribal identities became part of a larger, better identity that superceded the old one. Salt does not lose its saltiness when it becomes part of the soup, but the soup is greater than the salt alone. Everyone loves soup. Who eats straight salt? He simply hand waves away inconvenient things about the melting pot that make it work. I can easily explain the political ideals that make this country work, so can most of y'all. The founders debated about them endlessly. Here he just declared them undefined and moves on. Second, yes, absolutely it means leaving things out. You can not become an American while simultaneously thinking that you effectively own your wife and daughters. That goes away when you swear to abide by the laws of this land. It's why I deplore terms like Irish-American or African-American. They're backwards. I know we don't expect this anymore, but we should. The article mentions Ilhan Omar, and quotes a speech where she clearly indicates that she considers herself a Somali, not an American. She's violating her oath of citizenship. It should be stripped from her, and she should be deported back to Somalia. It won't happen, of course, but it should. The melting pot would work just fine if we defended the end result (the American “soup” ) from ingredients which poison it.
“In sixth grade, I remember it was the first time when I had to stay in line for sugar,” she said. It was a hot summer day, and Ionescu said that after three hours of waiting, she fainted. “You could stay in line for four, five hours, six hours, seven hours waiting for the car to arrive with produce for the trucks. But that didn’t mean that everyone was able to get something. You never knew. You never knew if it was meat, sugar, or oil.” The woman being quoted in the article is a good friend of mine, as is her husband. He's so virulently anti-communist that he makes me look like a red-diaper baby, and I think all communists should be given free helicopter rides. December 25 is a double holiday for them. Christmas, of course, but also execute the dictator day. I'm really not sure which they relish more.
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On Thursday, a Michigan jury reached a guilty verdict for James Crumbley, the father of school shooter Ethan Crumbley, for four counts of involuntary manslaughter. The charges stemmed from his 15-year-old son committing a mass shooting at a high school. I need to know what legal justification there is for the verdict. I'm not saying that there isn't one -”Dad, I wanna kill the kids at my school” “Ok son, here take my gun” would do it, I suppose, but this is a very slippery slope.
On Thursday morning, AT&T users in many of the most populous cities in the US woke up to no network service on their phones. The major outage appears to have lasted more than 12 hours, leaving many people without one of their most critical lines of access to the modern world. We had a landline when we moved here. Had dial-up internet too, it took Sudden Link like 3 or 4 months to get “high speed”(my ass) internet installed to the house, but we discontinued it after that happened. Maybe we should re-consider. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by conspiracies:
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