Saturday Overnight Open Thread (3/23/24)

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment; finally he stammered,
"So, you're telling me you're not the flight instructor?" (H/T Ciampino)

If she had a boat and knew how to clean fish, she would be the perfect woman.

This all-female auto shop let's you get a mani-pedi while your car gets a tune-up
Their services are done by an all-female repair team, aka “shecanics.”

If you ever find yourself ini Pennsylvania in need of auto repair and self care, look no further than Girls Auto Clinic.

At GAC, customers can not only get the usual car services—like oil changes, tire rotations, figuring out the reason behind a check engine light, etc.—they can enjoy free WiFi, snacks and beverages, countless books, and even a mani-pedi at the “Clutch Beauty Clinic” nail salon while they wait.

Plus, their services are done by an all-female repair team, aka “shecanics.” Honestly, what’s not to like?

The ONT Is Always Looking Out For You^TM even on a Saturday Night ONT. Leave ingrown hairs to the professionals.

A MAN was declared brain dead and given a 4 per cent chance of survival after developing a deadly blood poisoning from an ingrown hair.

Steven Spinale was diagnosed with sepsis after getting an infection when he attempted to remove an ingrown hair in his groin area.

From our friend Isophorone Blog, a true compilation of Genius Award Winners and their follies.

Waffle House shoots for customer upgrades. Why? I have no idea.

WAFFLE House lovers are set to see an expensive change, making it harder for customers to find parking.

The Waffle House in Lakeland, Tennessee, which is located about 23 miles from Memphis, will now be home to four new electric vehicle charging stations.

Do you want to see wildlife other than the customers at the aforementioned restaurant or George Webb's at 3AM? Once again, The ONT Is Always Looking Out For You^TM

The 10 Best Places in the U.S. to See Wildlife
You don’t need to leave the country to have a wildlife experience of a lifetime.

With nearly 3,000 different types of native animal species in the United States and 18,000 types of plants, it’s one of the world’s most ecologically rich countries—in fact, it’s recognized by the World Conservation Monitoring Center as one of 17 mega-diverse nations. From Maine’s rocky shores to the green rain forests of Washington, there’s much to see and do right here at home—no long-haul plane ticket or safari lodge reservation required.

There’s perhaps no better way to see America’s scenic landscapes than by visiting a national park. Created in 1916 by Woodrow Wilson with the signing of the “Organic Act,” the National Park Service, or NPS, has been hailed as one of the most democratic things the U.S. government has created and has been imitated all around the world. The NPS currently oversees 423 parks and monuments on a grand total of 85 million acres of land—all preserved “for the enjoyment of future generations.”

So what's been playing on yours truly's mix list today.

This manager must have been in the bottom 5% of Management Class. However, Kyseem Ransome, has won a Genius Award.

Chipotle manager exposed himself and masturbated in the dining room of a Pennsylvania restaurant, according to police who say that a female victim “felt three squirts of liquid hit her jeans” when she got up to leave the table where the man had allegedly been pleasuring himself.

Following the March 1 incident at the eatery in Camp Hill, a Harrisburg suburb, two women went to the local police station to “report a sexual assault,” according to a March 18 criminal complaint.

The women--one of whom was a former Chipotle employee--detailed an encounter with Kyseem Ransome, the 26-year-old manager. The duo told cops they were seated at a communal table (seen below) talking with Ransome and other employees when Ransome began “doing something with his hands down his crotch.”

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Amphibious Attack Vehicles.

Notice: Posted with someone's permission. Not sure who. Then again it's not my monkey and/or zoo.

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:50 PM

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