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March 15, 2024

Beware Of The ONTs Of March

Howdy friends! Time for Friday ONT Meme Madness!

Welcome to the world of tomorrow

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) March 15, 2024

Biden would make a great straight man

This guy gave that poor hooker something much worse than an STD

New sport just dropped

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Guide to AWFLs

What the truck?

Gun control now!

This is what a single round from an AR-15 does to the human body. There is no reason for these weapons of war to be in civilian hands! pic.twitter.com/wxTuP8tk4m
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) March 15, 2024

I'll bet they do

Be proud of your child

Heavy Metal

Name the band pic.twitter.com/hHWlgRfSSt
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) March 15, 2024

Can confirm

Cause and effect

Slicker than crap through a goose

pic.twitter.com/VmFBLPjCEB
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) March 15, 2024

See AWFL graphic above

My karma ran over my dogma

If it was me, I'd arrange to have my secretary call him, and have someone else slip into my office ahead of him. Then come out and say “The position has been filled”.

Bouncy castles should ship like this

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) March 15, 2024

Odds that he's high?

Who's hungry?

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) March 15, 2024

If you can keep it

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There is no reason for these weapons of war to be in civilian hands! pic.twitter.com/wxTuP8tk4m — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) March 15, 2024 I'll bet they do Be proud of your child Heavy Metal Name the band pic.twitter.com/hHWlgRfSSt — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) March 15, 2024 Can confirm Cause and effect Slicker than crap through a goose pic.twitter.com/VmFBLPjCEB — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) March 15, 2024 See AWFL graphic above My karma ran over my dogma If it was me, I'd arrange to have my secretary call him, and have someone else slip into my office ahead of him. Then come out and say “The position has been filled”. Bouncy castles should ship like this pic.twitter.com/l38tajFUuZ — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) March 15, 2024 Odds that he's high? Who's hungry? SUNDAY! SUNDAY! 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