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Sunday Morning Book Thread - 03-10-2024 ["Perfessor" Squirrel]Welcome to the prestigious, internationally acclaimed, stately, and illustrious Sunday Morning Book Thread! The place where all readers are welcome, regardless of whatever guilty pleasure we feel like reading . Here is where we can discuss, argue, bicker, quibble, consider, debate, confabulate, converse, and jaw about our latest fancy in reading material. As always, pants are required, unless you are wearing these pants...(careful, they are "fra-jeel-ay") So relax, find yourself a warm kitty (or warm puppy--I won't judge) to curl up in your lap, and dive into a new book. What are YOU reading this fine morning? PIC NOTE Today's pic is not the library on Antares Prime. Nope. It's a picture of the Sandro Penna Municipal Library, located in the hamlet of San Sisto, smack dab in the middle of the Italian peninsula. As libraries go, it's fairly small, with only about 20,000 volumes. It is part of a larger library system, so presumably there's an ILL function between them for people to order resources that are not locally available. EPIC REVIEW - Malazan Books of the Fallen I suppose I could regale you with an in-depth, 2000-word review of Steven Erickson's Malazan Books of the Fallen, but most of you would go back to bed....Instead, I'll just try to hit some highlights of my reading experience. I spent the first 10 weeks of 2024 reading this series--approximately 1 book per week. I don't think I set any speed records, but that's a respectable pace for reading over 9,700 pages. SYNOPSIS: Thousands of years ago, a god was snatched down from the heavens by mortals who wanted to harness his power. When he fell to earth, he was sundered into several different pieces scattered all over the world. Some these pieces were captured and then used to power alien races' Magitek devices and other wise fuel the rise and fall of empires all over the world. The Crippled God, as he's now known, has spent countless millennia attempting to recover his scattered fragments and find a way home. Although he's initially presented as an evil god manipulating the native gods and races to do his bidding, he turns out to be much more sympathetic in the end. The Malazan Empire is currently in the process of conquering the world and the key elements of their army are caught up in a celestial conflict that is far beyond their comprehension as they fulfill their destinies. THEMES: For an epic fantasy, this series defies common themes and tropes that we often see in those series. For instance, there is no single Chosen One destined to defeat evil and save the world. Instead, there are numerous characters who have been tapped by fate/luck to serve out a particular purpose, though they are often reluctant to play out their role. There is also no defining conflict between good v. evil. Erickson uses the Moorcockian struggle between order and chaos as his main dueling ideologies. Numerous factions represent the forces of chaos as they attempt to destroy the world while the Malazan Empire and its allies are a stabilizing force. Unlike most Empires, the Malazan is a relatively benign influence on the world, bringing order and stability to the territories it conquers. If I had to pick a true central theme to this series, it would be the importance of family. We see the family relationships play out over and over again throughout the series. Erickson highlights that family is not always about blood, but also about the bonds of friendship that are formed when people face struggles and conflicts together. The Bridgeburners, for instance, are very much a true family because of all the incredible adventures they go through. The men and women of that unit of the Malazan Empire will gladly lay down their lives for one another, without hesitation. The Bonehunters, another elite unit formed after an incredible series of events, embrace the Bridgeburner's ethos and become their own family. We see that more than once, as characters are willing to sacrifice themselves to save their brothers in arms again and again. The lesson is pretty clear that soldiers may or may not fight and die for ideologies like the glory of the Empire, but they will absolutely throw themselves into the breach if it means their buddy will go home to his own family. Overall, this series is excellent and I can understand why it consistently scores high among fans of epic/grimdark fantasy. It is *very* grimdark in places, with characters going through horrific experiences that make the Hamas butchers seem as warm and fuzzy as the Care Bears. There's also a lot of rape. I mean *A LOT* of rape, though to Erickson's credit rapists almost always come to a karmic end because of their actions (one evil bastard has his genitals ripped off and shoved down his throat). Even though the tone can be quite dark, there is quite a lot of humor in the series as well, which gives us readers a break from the more serious tone prevalent throughout the books. This is not a series I'd recommend for the "fantasy-curious" crowd, but dedicated fans of epic fantasy, especially those who have enjoyed George R.R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire or Joe Abercrombie's First Law will probably enjoy it. You will need to carve out considerable time to make it through the series and I'd recommend reading them straight through so that you can remember what happened in previous books. Erickson is clever enough to write them as mostly stand-alone novels, though, so you can finish one and take a break if you need to. FINAL SCORE: B+ NEXT EPIC READING EXPERIENCE - Earthsea Saga by Ursula K. LeGuin (NOTE: The entire omnibus edition of all six books of Earthsea is shorter than ONE book of Malazan...) BOOKS BY MORONS Got a couple of books for you today. One is more Moron-adjacent rather than a true Book By Moron, but I'm inclined to post it anyway just because. I'm a longtime lurker at AoS (and a very - very - occasional commenter under the name "napresto" [this nic does ring a bell -- PS]). I enjoy your book thread a lot, and especially enjoyed your writing this past weekend about books featuring alternate worlds, time travel, etc. I checked out Nate's website. He has some pretty neat 3D illustrations and artwork, along with some interesting items that would be great on the Gun and Hobby Threads. I even found some blueprints for bookshelves! I may have to try making some as these seem pretty easy to do...Even ace could figure these out... This next one is not by a Moron per se (as far as I know, but then this blog has a fairly wide readership). I know ace has linked to John Nolte's content as recently as this week. Hi Perfesser MORON RECOMMENDATIONS Troubled: A Memoir of Foster Care, Family, and Social Class Comment: "[T]heir ideas for the masses are not at all how they live." That seems to sum up A LOT about liberalism. They always seem to have such wonderful ideas for the rest of us, such as living in 15-minute cities and eating bugs, but they are not at all keen on adopting that lifestyle for themselves and their children. Foster care is a bit of a mixed bag. On the one hand, you have people taking in foster kids to game the system and grift from the local and state governments. On the other hand, you also have loving, caring people who take in foster kids and do their best to give them a stable, healthy environment. One of my old college buddies and his wife did this, raising three adopted kids as best they could, despite the fact the three boys were initially dealt a bad hand at life. But now they have loving parents who care for them as deeply as if they were biological sons. This week I read The Very Last War by WH Hawthorne. Comment: I went and checked out the reviews of this book on Amazon. Seems like the people who didn't like it are the ones who have a different political ideology than the author. They commented that W.H. Hawthorne seemed to be injecting a lot of right-wing political bias. Of course, if they had read the blurb for the book, they could probably have picked that up as it's not hard to figure out. Hawthorne spent 40 years working in the defense industry, so he has inside scoop on how the American military-industrial complex really works and can bring that experience to his storytelling. More Moron-recommended reading material can be found HERE! (1000+ Moron-recommended books!) WHAT I'VE BEEN READING THIS PAST WEEK: After reviewing some of OregonMuse's old Book Threads, I thought I'd try something a bit different. Instead of just listing WHAT I'm reading, I'll include commentary as well. Unless otherwise specified, you can interpret this as an implied recommendation, though as always your mileage may vary. Malazan Book of the Fallen 10 - The Crippled God by Steven Erickson It's over. Done. Finished. All 9,700+ pages. As endings go, it was pretty good. I was quite engaged with the events during the climax over the last 100 pages or so. The epilogue is also pretty short. We get to see who survived as they mourn over the fates of those who did not. I can now cross this series off my bucket list, though I may pick up some of the other books in the series (there are about two dozen or so). I do have to read the Kharkanas trilogy, but it's not quite finished yet. Hopefully that will happen later this year or maybe early next year. Tress of the Emerald Sea by Brandon Sanderson This is a Moron Recommendation written by one of my favorite current authors. It's a much needed antidote to the grimdark fantasy of Malazan, though it does have a fairly dark edge as well. The world building is vastly different and makes absolutely no sense, but it's not supposed to. It's more of a fairy tale or a fable than a proper epic fantasy story. According to Sanderson, his wife asked the following question after watching The Princess Bride: "What if Buttercup went after Westley instead of just sitting there waiting for him?" Sanderson combined that with a few other ideas noodling around in the back of his head and came up with this story. It's a very strange world. It's shaped like a dodecahedron (seriously), and twelve moons--one for each sea--constantly rain down deadly spores that will kill you in a heartbeat in a variety of horrible ways if they get wet. There's a whimsical nature to the narrator as he relates the events from his point of view (he's also a character in the story). Enjoyable, breezy read. Cyberbooks by Ben Bova I've never read anything by Ben Bova, but I do know he's a science fiction writer (and editor) of some repute. I'm giving this a whirl because it sounded interesting. It's a satiric look at the publishing industry in the "future" where an enterprising MIT engineer creates an electronic book that will revolutionize the publishing industry, removing the need for paper-based publications! It's clear that Bova, who has some firsthand knowledge of the publishing industry is poking fun at the people who work in the New York publishing houses. This book would probably never be made today because of how it just skewers the humorless scolds in publishing. It's only gotten much worse in the past 35 years since this book came out in 1989. Still a fun read, though. You can see shades of Terry Gilliam's Brazil and Luc Besson's The Fifth Element in just how disfunctional and chaotic New York City is in this near-future dystopian satire. I wonder if Bova ever looked back at this book and compared it to the rise of Amazon...(He passed away in November 2020, so he lived long enough to see how Amazon dominates the modern publishing marketplace, especially for eBooks and Audiobooks.) WHAT I'VE ACQUIRED THIS PAST WEEK: I did get a few more books this week, though it will be a while before I get around to reading them.
I also made the mistake of stopping by a local game shop that sometimes has a box of books on clearance for $2 each. Whoops!
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