The Saturday Overnight Open Thread (3/9/24) The Night Where Government F*cks Up Your Sleep Pattern Edition

I have a big heart and a number of great loves. Besides The Fabulous, fishing ranks right up there. I've encountered Karens before. Fortunately never on, in or near the water while I was fishing.

If a plan works out in a comedy, it probably work in real life. Multiple Genius Award Winners.

MARCH 7--Two Ohio women propped up a man’s corpse in their vehicle and withdrew money from the dead man’s bank account before dropping the 80-year-old’s body off at a hospital emergency room, police allege.

Prosecutors this week charged Loreen Bea Feralo, 55, and Karen Casbohm, 63, with theft and gross abuse of a corpse, both felonies, in connection with their alleged activities following the death of Douglas Layman.

According to police, the two women were not related to Layman, but lived with him at his home in Ashtabula, a city about 50 miles from Cleveland.

Cops say that Feralo and Casbohm--with the help of a third individual--removed Layman’s corpse from the residence on Monday and placed the body in the front passenger seat of his car and then headed to a nearby bank’s drive-thru window.

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My friend and fellow Buck Throckmorton enjoys music with the upright bass. For me, rock with horns rates quite highly with yours truly.

Last but not least, Happy Birthday wishes to Mr. Robin Trower..............

Born on this day: 1945 - Robin Trower
English rock guitarist and vocalist Robin Trower who with Procol Harum, had the 1967 UK No.1 single & US No.5 'A Whiter Shade Of Pale'. He formed the Robin Trower Band in 1973 and has since released over 20 albums.

Wisconsin man identifies as a Genius Award Winner.

A Wisconsin man who legally changed his first name to “Deez-Nuts” has been arrested following a violent domestic confrontation, police report.

Deez-Nuts Kroll, 42, was busted Tuesday night for battery and disorderly conduct, both misdemeanors, according to a criminal complaint which includes a Green Bay Police Department officer’s observation that, “Deez-Nuts appeared to be highly intoxicated.”

Police allege that Kroll punched and shoved his daughter and tangled with her boyfriend at the E. Walnut Street residence where the trio resides. According to the complaint, Kroll accused his daughter of failing to do small household chores and care for their puppies.

At one point, cops allege, Kroll--who was unencumbered by a shirt--pulled out a BB gun that resembled a pistol.

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posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:59 PM

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