Saturday Overnight Open Thread (2/24/24) Recycled Material Edition

... and the brother says 'your cat died!'... the guy says 'you shouldn't break bad news like that, you should...
... break it to me gently... like, you should say, 'the cat crawled out on the roof... chasing a squirrel... and got stuck...
we had to call the fire department... the fireman climbed up and got the cat, but on the way down he slipped... the cat fell to the ground...
... we had to take the cat to the vet... they tried to save the cat, they even operated... on the cat... but it was too late... they couldn't save the cat'... that's how you should break bad news like that'... so the guys says to his brother, 'anyway, how's mom?'... and the brother says
… 'SHE'S ON THE ROOF!'...

I know many of you have children in your lives. And I know you want to bring them up as Morons. Just don't carry the following through the Homeland Security check lines when you visit. They will not see any humor in your gift. Also if you are busted, don't blame it on The Weekend Hobby Thread.

Flasher units (sonar) are nice and I have one. But having the AV opens up a new world altogether. This is my 2nd AV. I still have my B&W unit from the early 2000s.

Possibly NSFW Ozzyman reviews interesting models showing off some new fashion pieces.

The ONT Is Always Looking Out For You^TM:Don’t Make These Common Beginner Running Mistakes

The basics of running aren’t hard to get down: Mostly, you need comfortable shoes, a sports bra if applicable, and consistency. But sometimes we make things harder on ourselves than they need to be. Here are some of the biggest mistakes new runners make.

An important study hopes to put out the argument: What is better? Size or knowledge?

Does size matter? Age-old penis debate finally settled in ‘groundbreaking’ study

New data has finally put to bed the age-old debate: Does size really matter?

The controversial topic has long caused a divide among men and women, but researchers have just released stats that prove the issue isn’t actually about what’s in a man’s pants, but instead lies in the taboo surrounding female sexual preferences.

Academics at the University of Kent, in the UK’s south, have just released a “groundbreaking” study that debunks some of the biggest myths about sexual pleasure for women.

By analyzing 265 sex toys, the study assessed factors such as size, material, price, and customer reviews to uncover what women really like in bed.

The findings were very revealing, showing circumference trumps length in importance when it comes to women’s preferences.

Which reminds me.......It's time for the One & ONLY.........

It will not be too long before a new batch of Genius Award Winners are located.

Tonight's test is as follows:

Rules were meant to be:
1. [ ] Bent?
2. [ ] Twisted?
3. [ ] Obeyed?
4. [X] Broken so badly you win the coveted AoS ONT Genius Award?

N.J. priest accused of shoplifting and driving drunk stepping down from church

A Roman Catholic priest who was accused of shoplifting from the Walmart Supercenter in Pohatcong Township before allegedly leading officers on a pursuit to avoid arrest is stepping away from his role as Pastor of St. Mary Catholic Church in Alpha, officials said.

Dawid Wejnerowski, 39, of Alpha, is charged with disorderly persons shoplifting; second-degree eluding police; drunken driving; having an open container of alcohol in a vehicle; and multiple traffic offenses,according to a statement from the Pohatcong Township Police.

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Garrett's "I have a dream".

Notice: Posted with permission by........Someone on the roof.

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:44 PM

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