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February 16, 2024

The Morning Report (2/16/24) Seftonless Edition

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Good morning. Sefton has identified as a Lutheran and took the Ladies Aid hostage at the local church. He is demanding Matzo Ball Jello Salad. Negations are ongoing.

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Start your morning and/or end your evening with Paul Joseph Watson Language-Warning

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Although you and I are paying for it. We don't get to use it. Let us borrow money to pay for confiscated personal property of a foreign national. 'U.S. Taxpayers Have Paid Almost $20M to Maintain Super Yacht Seized from Russian Oligarch.

Sure why not? The US treasury is awash in money to waste. 'White House expands plans to cancel student debt'

When it comes to White Liberal Guilt it is hard to follow without a program. 'Plan to blend predominantly Black and White DC schools leads to tense debate in liberal neighborhood'

The ~~Stupid Party~~ GOP continues to display why we can't have nice things. 'Michigan GOP chair refuses to step down after party votes her out'

The Soros tentacles continue to stretch across our fair country. 'George Soros fund poised to take control of nation’s second-largest chain of radio stations: ‘This is scary’'

A strong and respected country with a competent Commander-In-Chief wouldn't be facing this issue. 'UAE restricts US ability to launch retaliatory airstrikes against Iran proxies'

Is the American Dream of owning a home dying? 'Wall Street Is Coming for Your Home'

I'm not a Financial Advisor nor do I play one on TV. But even I know handing cash over in a shoe box is not going to end well. This morning's Genius Award Winner.'‘Financial Advice’ Columnist Admits She Fell For Scam That Cost Her $50,000'

This sounds big, but how many aren't being apprehended? It must be staggering. '17 arrested in alleged scheme to smuggle drugs including fentanyl from Mexico to the U.S.'

Nimarata Randhawa Haley is having some problems in her home state. 'Haley Risks Humiliation at Home Despite a Flood of Spending'

Everybody is human and makes mistakes. But, without consequences, what difference does it make? Biden Staffer Who Mishandled China, Iran Secrets Retains High-Security Pentagon Job

The Feel Good Story of The Morning.'Dog missing for 4 years found 500 miles away'

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The following sketch is not very far from the truth.......

The MR will keep an eye on the negotiations with Sefton and The Ladies Aid. We are hoping JJ will be back on Monday.

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